The Greatest Newspaper Headline Of All Time

By Turk on Monday, July 9, 2007 at 4:10 pm

Chewbacca Allegedly Sexually Assaults Marilyn Monroe, Flees

Of course, the story isn’t quite as good, but how could it be?

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A psuedo-reformed political hack takes stock of his life, family, community, and living in our nation's capitol. If a good writer writes about what he knows, expect me to cover politics, technology, telecommunications, consumer gadgets, pop culture, the constant struggle that is parenting, the two best kids in the known world, the wife that makes me crazy, the odd moments I get to enjoy my hobbies, and a big goofy mutt named Kobi.