Sarah Palin Facts
By Turk on Friday, August 29, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Josh Trevino, Ben Domenech and I are doing a little digging into some of the lesser known facts about our next Vice President Sarah Palin. We’re posting them at www.PalinFacts.com. Here’s a little sample:
- Sarah Palin used to wrestle kodiak bears in Alaskan bare knuckles fight clubs.
- Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died.
- Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough
- Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
- Sarah Palin once guided Santa’s sleigh through an Alaskan blizzard with the light from her smile.
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Comments (4)
Category: Candidates,Politics
Comment by RonMwangaguhunga
Made Friday, 29 of August , 2008 at 3:32 pm
-Sarah Palin can stun a yak at 30 paces.
-Sarah Palin has “the rib-busting ox-strength.”
-Sarah Palin is smoother than 12 year old Scotch.
–Sarah Palin singlehandedly keeps the heavenly spheres revolving by virtue of her righteousness.
–Our atmosphere exists because space curves around Sarah Palin.
Comment by lukemcgook
Made Monday, 1 of September , 2008 at 6:16 am
Sarah Palin drew the Arctic Circle … freehand.
Comment by frieda44
Made Saturday, 6 of September , 2008 at 5:36 am
I invite you to visit http://www.governorpalin.blogspot.com there is tons of information on sarah palin.
Comment by rneville1983
Made Thursday, 11 of September , 2008 at 11:35 am
Sarah Palin’s urine can be used as jet fuel.
Sarah Palin beta tested Windows Vista with a Commodore 64.
Sarah Palin just wants us to THINK she hasn’t visited Europe.
Sarah Palin parachutes into remote Alaskan lakes to fish….without a parachute.
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