Not For Those Without An Iron Constitution

By Turk on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 1:29 pm

This may make you blow chow.

Trying to shout over Whoopi [Goldberg] and her other gabbing [The View] co-hosts and excited audience members, Barbara [Walters] turned to Guest [House Speaker Nancy] Pelosi and said she has heard Whoopi say before that she’d “do Paul Newman.”

“And I think she’d like to do your husband as well,” Walters deadpanned in that quintessential accent that made her the subject of late-night lampooning over the decades.

Of course, Whoopi being Whoopi, she couldn’t let that one go, which is where the speaker begins blushing.

Yes, Whoopi implicitly acknowledged, she’d like to do Mr. Pelosi – but she might take his wife while she’s at it. “I would do her as well. But we should wait on that because you’re still in office, I don’t want to cause a problem.”

Oh… My… God… I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

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