Saturday morning I woke up with a terrible sore throat, and was convinced I had strep.  Having had strep many times before, I was almost certain that was the case.
After a quick trip to the urgent care facility near my house, and a brief consultation with a doctor I could barely understand, I picked up [...]

Ok, I was kidding about the rectum part.  If you’ve seen Pulp Fiction, you know the story of the watch Christopher Walken smuggled in his anus.  Well, not counting Walken’s ass vault, MSN has a list of 16 places where you should not put your stuff.  Some of these actually confirm long running beliefs I have had.
For [...]

Following up on the greatest headline of all time, comes what may be the sickest headline of all time.
Squirming Larvae Stuck In Man’s Head
Unlike the tale of Chewbacca manhandling Marilyn Monroe, however, the story lives up to the headline.  Especially gruesome are the images of the larvae in the jar.  If this doesn’t make you [...]

I made a terrible mistake yesterday.  As the afternoon was wearing on, I decided a coffee run was in order, so I took a trek to our neighborhood Starbuck’s (which is actually one of about 5 in the neighborhood, but I’ll ignore that).  I got back with my drink (and a few for my office [...]

If you want to be taken seriously as an organization, you can either avoid the web or you can spend the resources to have a professional quality site. Having a web site that looks like your neighbor’s kid built it in 1996 is not an option.
The National Center for Men visited Howard Stern to [...]