Saturday morning I woke up with a terrible sore throat, and was convinced I had strep.  Having had strep many times before, I was almost certain that was the case.
After a quick trip to the urgent care facility near my house, and a brief consultation with a doctor I could barely understand, I picked up [...]

Ok, I was kidding about the rectum part.  If you’ve seen Pulp Fiction, you know the story of the watch Christopher Walken smuggled in his anus.  Well, not counting Walken’s ass vault, MSN has a list of 16 places where you should not put your stuff.  Some of these actually confirm long running beliefs I have had.
For [...]

It’s been a bad week to be sick. With so much celebrity embarrassment on parade, not having the energy to trash them is really troubling.
Let’s set the wayback machine for the VMAs last week. This show had it all - award winners trashing the network that hosts the awards, has-been rockers duking [...]

A couple of weeks ago I received a message from the owner of this MySpace page asking me to join her crusade against US Air.  While I was impressed by her initiative, and understood her feelings, it had been almost a year since my last horrible US Air experience.  I had forgotten how bad they are, [...]

Following up on the greatest headline of all time, comes what may be the sickest headline of all time.
Squirming Larvae Stuck In Man’s Head
Unlike the tale of Chewbacca manhandling Marilyn Monroe, however, the story lives up to the headline.  Especially gruesome are the images of the larvae in the jar.  If this doesn’t make you [...]