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Huckabee To Join Frat, Hopes To Do Keg Stands In White House

The Associated Press is reporting that Arkansas’ outgoing Governor, and potential POTUS candidate Mike Huckabee has decided to join the Tau Kappa Epsilon fraternity just in time to start his 2008 run.

Huckabee on Tuesday was tight-lipped about the fraternity membership and said he planned to answer questions after his initiation. Huckabee acknowledged joining a fraternity would be a new experience for him.

”I probably won’t move into the frat house, though,” Huckabee said.

I’m not sure that joining a frat as a 51 year old man is the best way to convince the country you are mature enough to lead the nation. Do we really want the President and Defense Secretary overseeing some bizarre Iraqi prisoner hazing ritual that involves making suspected terrorists try to drop the marshmallow squeezed between their ass cheeks into a martini glass?

Given the news today that Barack Obama is doing Monday Night Football and Huckabee is doing keg stands with the Tekes it is entirely possible this is some bizarro world run by beer company ad firms.

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Three Weeks In The Spotlight

Dec 04 2006 Published by under Football, Sports, Television

Denver has played three games in a row in the spotlight. With one Sunday Night Football appearance and a Thanksgiving game highlighting the choke artist Jake Plummer and another SNF game serving as a rollout for the rookie Jay Cutler, I can only hope this is part of a clever Denver ploy to lull the rest of their league into a false sense of security.

Going into week 10, Denver was rolling on a 7-2 record and in first place in the AFC West. Now they’re 7-5 and lagging behind KC. If they hope to make the playoffs, they really need to get their act together. A four game win streak would help, but I’m not terribly hopeful.

Cutler needs to get his head and his ass wired together quick and the team needs to stop turning over the ball. As for Plummer, he has proven time and again that he’s a world class choke artist. Let’s share his abilities with the rest of the galaxy – load him in a rocket and shoot his ass into space.

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Mixed Up World

Jul 25 2006 Published by under Craziness, Sports

What kind of world do we live in where a pissed off jockey can’t head-butt his horse?

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AVP Chicago Weekend

Jul 24 2006 Published by under Miscellany, Sports, Volleyball

Heat On The BeachA buddy of mine and I met up in Chicago this weekend to catch the AVP (Association of Volleyball Professionals for those unfamiliar) Chicago Open beach volleyball tournament. It was a great weekend on Lake Michigan. The temperature hovered around the low to mid 80s, but on the sand, it seemed hotter.

We caught most of the action on center court through the men’s final on Sunday. We had to catch our flights back out, so we missed Misty May and Kerri Walsh (the 2004 Olympic medalists) dominating the weekly guest appearance by EY (Elaine Youngs) and Rachel Wacholder.

It really is amazing to see these guys in action. I spent the better part of my early 20s playing 2-man and chasing the volleyball dream, but never had any illusion that I could compete with those guys. They play at such an amazing level.

Lambert Puts Up The RoofI was able to get some great shots of both the men and women soaring over the net. When a guy’s got a 44 inch vertical leap, and his arm is swinging at 11+ feet it’s incrdible to then see him spin around and sprint to chase down a dig that popped up 25 feet away – all in a second or two. They have the height and acrobatics of the NBA and the speed and agility of the NFL receivers.

If you’ve watched the Olympics, you get a good idea of the intensity, but there is nothing like watching a tourney live. If you get a chance, I highly recommend you go.

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Three For The Day

May 31 2006 Published by under Democrats, Drinking, Politics, Religion, Sports, Surfing

I ran across three really interesting reads in my morning trek through the papers. They have nothing to do with each other, only one touches on politics, and the other two deal with wingmen and surfers respectively. But they’re all worth a look.

The LA Times has a good piece on the internal debate within the Democrat party over whether or not they need to campaign on those pesky little issues that voters care about. The argument breaks down into two camps. One camp believes they need to give people something to vote for, a contrast with the GOP. The other camp says:

“If you start to [discuss] big government programs ‚Ķ you open yourself up to criticism in all directions, and there’s no reason for Democrats to do that now,” said one senior Democratic Senate aide, who asked not to be identified when discussing internal party deliberations.

So that tells you everything you need to know. The Democrat approach is more government, more regulation, and more taxes. Yet they don’t like the GOP to point that out. They know that doesn’t sell well because people don’t have a fondness for more government incursion into their lives. Small wonder that they think the GOP would poke holes in that and portray it as a bureaucratic solution.

The second article, from WaPo, details the trials and tribulations of the wingman system. It’s really kind of an odd article to run. I don’t think it would fly in any other city. Most people around college age who are clubbing every night are unlikely to read the paper. In DC, however, you’re dealing with a different crowd, so there is a good possibility that some of the target demographic is actually consuming this ‘news’.

Finally, back to the LA Times, it appears there are a great many people who need their souls saved and a fair number of them live in Hawaii and hang out at the beach. That’s where Den Sabate and his flock of surfers for Christ minister to those in need who are hanging out at the beach.

Honestly, if I were lost and looking for meaning, I’d probably be at the beach too. I could live at the beach. There is something very cathartic about by the water, being bit by sand fleas, and staring at the waves rolling in. It salves the wounds of the soul. But the last thing I would be looking for is some guy to come and chat me up about the Bible.

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