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Denise Richards’ Sworn Statement Against Charlie Sheen

Apr 22 2006 Published by under Celebrities, Crime, Porn, Sex

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If you’re a fan of the train wreck that is celebrity life and the media coverage of it, you’ll love this one. Denise Richards’ response to Charlie Sheen’s request for joint custody is an amazing read. It details his fondness for drugs, violence, porn, prostitutes, and generally wacky behavior. This is one that will go down in the history of celeb news. It’ll be bigger that Heidi Fleiss.

Denise states upfront that she was pressured not to file the statement out of a healthy respect for the damage it could do to Sheen’s reputation. Given everyone knows he’s a hooker and drug addict, it shouldn’t be a stretch to see him as an abusive porn addict also. His fans look past that anyway, so I don’t know that this will hurt him too much. Given the power and influence of the Sheen clan in Hollywood, I’ll be curious to see if it damages Denise’s ability to get work.

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Planned Parenthood Condom Spot

Apr 21 2006 Published by under Marketing, Sex

SexSan Francisco’s chapter of Planned Parenthood has a new TV ad promoting condom use. It’s edgy and somewhat sexy which means two things – 1) it may actually be effective and 2) the “teach abstinence” crowd will hate it.

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Do Insane People Know Their Insane?

Apr 05 2006 Published by under Crime, Government, News Media, Politics, Sex

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“When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you’re insane? Maybe you’re just sitting around, reading Guns -n- Ammo, masturbating in your own feces… do you just stop and go, ‘Wow, it is amazing how fucking crazy I really am.’” – Detective Mills in Se7en

Waking up to the news that a press secretary at DHS was arrested for trying to get it on with a 14 year-old girl who turned out to be a detective, I was reminded of that line.

As a 55 year old man, if you find yourself surfing profiles of 14 year-old girls and sending them porno clips and pictures of yourself, you really need to step back from the PC and say, “I’m a fuqing nut job. I need serious counseling and perhaps need to be locked up.”

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.XXX Is Back

Mar 17 2006 Published by under Democrats, Politics, Sex, The Internet

PornPoliticsThe InternetMy favorite Internet idea has reared its head again. Two Democrat Senators have proposed the creation of a “red-light” district on the .xxx domain.

When the Administration blocked this last year, I was beside myself. It makes no sense to refuse to act on something that would be good public policy simply because you would prefer the subject matter didn’t exist. Creating a .xxx domain would allow you to corral the porn, allow me as a parent to put a wall up that keeps my kids from getting to it (and provide me with an easy way to find it).

Unfortunately, the zealots want to end porn, not control it. So they ignore the fact porn has been around as long as civilization, and prevent parents from having an easy out for controlling access. This is the same stupid logic they use to say we would prefer kids abstain from sex, so we won’t be realistic and provide sex education in case that fails. We’ll tell teens full of hormones and curiosity they shouldn’t get their rocks off, and then complain that the teen pregnancy rate is high.

I hope Pryor and Baucus can get this done; but I suspect it will be opposed by the head in the sand crowd.

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The Women of MySpace

Jan 31 2006 Published by under Celebrities, Porn, Sex, The Internet

PornCelebritiesTrendwhores are bad… Naked trendwhores are cool. And who better to bring you naked trendwhores than Playboy.

That’s right, the magazine that brought you the Girls of Starbucks, Home Depot, McDonald’s and Wal-Mart is now planning to bring you The Girls of MySpace.

That’s great and all, but pales in comparison to the gossip news that Jennifer Love Hewitt may bare all for Hef.

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