Archive for the 'Programming' category

Thoughts on the Season Finale of Lost

May 21 2007 Published by under Craziness, Programming, Television

I didn’t really jump into discussion of Lost last week because it was really sort of a non-episode. I’m not sure why there is a rule in television that the next to last show of the season always has to suck, but that seems to be the case. The next to last episode rarely does anything but set up the storyline for the last week.

To recap, Charlie’s not dead yet, Juliet may or may not be lying, Locke is probably still alive, the smoke thing may or may not be the ghosts, and nobody apparently thought it would be easier to just cut the power cable to the underwater lab. Let’s dive in…

Continue Reading »

One response so far

Sawyer Gets His Guy…

May 03 2007 Published by under Programming, Television

No e-mail from Anne this morning, so I’m feeling a little Lost without my weekly esoteric discussion of time travel, hell, island life, and why the hell nobody has killed Ben. Last night’s episode was, by all accounts, pretty awesome.

Sawyer finally gets his revenge on the man what banged his momma and made his daddy cry (not to mention kill his wife and take his own life). anybody who hadn’t figured out that Locke’s dad was also the con man that screwed up Sawyer’s life probably hasn’t been watching the show that long. I think most people had figured that out in Season one. Thanks to the producers for dragging out our suspicion for two more years, though.

On the subject of time, the timing of Locke’s flashback didn’t really do much for me. I think the producers and writers got themselves into a bind and had to figure a way out of it. In the episode with Juliet’s flashback of conversations with Ben, he tells her, “we’ll see you in a week.” It took her, Kate, and Jack at least a day of hiking to get back to camp, so now we’re done to six days. It was the next day that Claire had issues (down to five) assume it was the next night for her and Sun to trip to the maternity ward (down to four days), and the following day for Ben to get the tape recording from the locker (down to three days).

When Locke walks in and hears the tape Juliet made, the on screen text indicated it was “3 days ago”, yet when Locke warns Sawyer about Juliet, he tells him they’ll be coming in a few days. So we’re well over a week. For a show that seems to be dealing with “time” as a concept a lot, that’s pretty sketchy accounting.

On a couple of random notes, and things to ponder, what the hell was Rousseau going to do with a full case of dynamite, and wasn’t Locke at all concerned about that? I would think he’d give more thought to it than that. The last time we saw the French chick, she was staring forlorn at her long lost daughter. Is she planning on a mass attack on the Others?

The next big question is the plane wreckage. Some friends and I discussed the possibility that they had only found wreckage, and not the actual plane. The Others could easily have smuggled off the black box, and enough debris to make it look like the plane. However, the woman in the parachute assures us that they found the entire plane, and sent submersible cameras to see the passengers sitting in their chairs.

That may be another instance of the writers being lazy, or further evidence of the Others involvement. As this video of a large passenger jet crashing in the ocean clearly demonstrates, at 200-300 miles per hour, a plane doesn’t crash in one piece. They pretty much vaporize when they hit the water. It’s unlikely they would find “the whole plane” so much as a debris field underwater. (I know, this really makes you much more comfortable with that whole “your seat cushion becomes a flotation device” line.)

The others can arrange for a bus to take a man out at a high rate of speed on a public street. You don’t think they could plop a plane into the ocean?

Another good point to ponder is what Jack and Juliet meant when they argued about “telling her” when Kate told them about the boat.

When they brought her to the island, the Others had told Juliet that the only way to get there was the submarine. The helicopter crashed when it got close, so that leads me to believe it‚Äôs probably true. I suspect they probably would have let Jack in on this little secret since he was supposed to take the slow boat home. So they would know that there‚Äôs no way a boat could get to them. Is that what they were discussing? Did he not want to tell Kate because he’d be taking away her hope?

Finally, my remaining question is about the Other named Richard. He seems to be some sort of odd middle manager, but I suspect he’s much more than that. Rumor is we’ll be introduced to Jacob in a future episode. They’ve made him out to be the big guy behind the Others. I suspect it’s going to be Richard, or it’s going to be someone we already know.

No responses yet

WTF Is Up With Lost?

Apr 26 2007 Published by under Miscellany, Programming, Television

Wow! Last night was three kinds of awesome… The Russian rose from the dead – becoming the first guys since Jesus to do that and not freak everyone out – and the survivors actually aren’t… Or are they?

Anne and I are going back and forth via e-mail again weighing the implications of all this. Anne asks if the Mittelos people can arrange for someone to get flattened by a bus, could they arrange for decoy plane wreckage to keep people from looking for the real wreck near the island? I suppose…

Speaking of Team Mittelos, has anyone noticed that Mittelos Bioscience sounds like a variation of Mittelwerk, the crazy scientist from “The Lost Experience” that pledged to conduct scientific testing on an unsuspecting public? If Hanso was responsible for Dharma, did Mittelwerk take over the island when he split?

On the subject of surprise resurrection, how many of the previously deceased cast members (Boone, his annoying sister, Paulo and Nikki, Ethan, Nathan, Eko, Ana Lucia, etc. etc. are hanging out, buried alive, and just waiting for someone to come dig them up?

I’m also not sure what to make of Juliet… She’s doing Ben’s evil bidding, but telling him she hates him… What’s up with that? What weird deal did she make? Also, she said she’d be getting a sample from Austen… Did Kate and Sawyer create a little baby Kate when they knocked boots in the cage? Is she sporting a little con-man in the making?

Getting to what I didn’t like about the episode, it appears that Sun has a bit of a mean streak, but I would have preferred she just have Jin’s mom whacked… I would have had more respect for her… And the woman who fell from the sky… I think it would have really messed with your head if she had said the plane only had two survivors – a guy named Michael and his son.

2 responses so far

This Week On Lost…

Apr 20 2007 Published by under Programming, Television

Anne and I have been chatting back and forth via e-mail about this week’s episode of Lost. If you missed it, you really need to catch up. The opening two minutes are phenomenal, and clearly demonstrate why ABC moved this to the 10PM slot. This episode also clearly demonstrates how much better season three is when compared to season two.

Charlie takes an arrow in the neck and drops dead, but is then seen holding a parachute to catch a body falling out of the tree. It’s all part of another deja vu moment for Desmond. It also sets up an interesting question. Did Desmond know from the beginning that he would have to choose a path – let Charlie die, or make sure he gets to the parachute? As they were walking, he tells Charlie that nobody’s going to die, so it seems he knew what he would do.

That brings me to my point of analysis for the week… Let me get this straight… Desmond was a monk? WTF? Sure, he exudes this sort of creepy calm, regardless of what’s going on, so maybe I can see that. It also explains his tendency to call everyone ‘Brother’. (As Anne pointed out, it’s not actually everyone… He never refers to Charlie as brother, only ‘mate’.)

More important than Desmond’s tour of duty in the monastery, however, was a small item in the background. The other Monk had a picture on his desk – himself with the woman from the jewelry shop (from the time travel episode). The monk tells Desmond he is meant for greater things, parroting the woman in the jewelry store. They both seem to be steering Desmond’s future.

Are these two part of some secret society of fate that keeps things moving along in the universe? If so, is that secret society somehow tied to the Others?

We know that Ben was born on the island because he said so. But know they are having trouble procreating? They have been there for at least 35-40 years (guessing at Ben’s age). We also know they have a cure for cancer (at least theoretically if you believe the woman last week was, in fact, Juliet’s sister alive and well today).

We also know the computer controlled something big and keying the numbers kept it from detonating. When it came close, it led to a) one downed plane and b) the sky turning purple. This all leads me to believe that Oceanic Flight 815 accidentally landed on an island that serves the larger purposes of controlling the universe and breeding people who work behind the scenes to give us all a little nudge and keep us on the path…

It would explain a lot, actually. It would definitely explain the need for a security system as amazingly powerful as the smoke monster, but it would also explain the need for a fence system that would keep it from accidentally nuking the Lords of Time and Fate.

It would also explain why “good” people were taken from the wreckage (they could, ostensibly, be trusted with the power and knowledge of the truth), and the broken/bad people were left behind (which doesn’t necessarily explain Hugo, because he actually seems to be a good guy).

Thoughts?

2 responses so far

Reruns or No?

Mar 26 2007 Published by under Programming, Television

When ABC announced it would air Lost in sort of a broken schedule with 8 episodes in the fall and 16 in the spring (with a mind-numbing 3 months in between) I was unthrilled. I had been one of the people bitching about the week-on-three-weeks-off schedule from last year, but this seemed worse. Now that we’re trucking though the second half of the season, and I know every week will be a new episode, I’m kind of digging it.

I think the reason stems from HBO. I’ve actually gotten used to series that run straight through with no interruption. I’m still seriously unhappy that I only get a new season once a decade, but that’s another post. With Entourage and The Sopranos starting in just under two weeks, I’m getting ready to invest more Sunday TV time.

In the meantime, my Monday night favorites (How I Met Your Mother, The Class, and Two And A Half Men) are into repeats (yet again) and I’m dreading TV tonight. I dropped Prison Break like a bad habit and 24 has never appealed to me. My only other options seem to be Dancing With The (cough… cough…) Stars and whatever retarded game show NBC is airing. It looks like I’ll pop a DVD in the player and hit the treadmill…

Getting back to Lost, I am really stoked about the season. Granted, for about 90 days I felt like a crack addict needing a fix, but now I’m hooked. It also seems to have made the season better. I’m still trying to determine whether this season is simply that much better, or whether the lack of reruns has simply made every episode seem better.

When I had to wait through two weeks of crap to get a new episode, the occasional dry episode made me feel violated. Now the occasional lull (can you say Tricia Tanaka Is Dead) is acceptable because I only have to wait a week for them to make amends.

I am really beginning to appreciate the true series – even if it means a longer pause between new seasons. As long as the HBO pause doesn’t become the standard, I’m in.

Now bring on Entourage and the Sopranos!

No responses yet

« Newer posts Older posts »