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		<title>Jackson Browne&#8217;s Desperate Cry For Attention</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Aug 2008 17:57:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[While driving to get a haircut with T2 yesterday, I was listening to the radio. The DJ on the stationtook off on a tangent about Jackson Browne and that, of course, led to him talking about the McCain ad over which Browne sued the campaign, the RNC and the Republican Party of Ohio. First, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>While driving to get a haircut with T2 yesterday, I was listening to the radio.  The DJ on the stationtook off on a tangent about Jackson Browne and that, of course, led to him talking about <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080815/ap_en_mu/people_browne_mccain">the McCain ad over which Browne sued the campaign, the RNC and the Republican Party of Ohio</a>.</p>
<p>First, the campaign didn&#8217;t make the ad, and neither did the RNC.  Browne clearly needs to stick to songwriting because he&#8217;s no lawyer (and apparently, neither are his lawyers).  Suing McCain and the RNC for an OH GOP ad is like suing McDonald&#8217;s because you got a bad cheeseburger at Wendy&#8217;s &#8211; based on the theory that they all make hamburgers and therefore share in the liability.</p>
<p>All three of these groups are separate legal entities.  Suing one for the actions of the other is not legally supportable unless you can prove collusion, which is unlikely (and I&#8217;m not even sure that would support anything other than an FEC violation).</p>
<p>Second, Browne&#8217;s suit is clearly politically motivated.  You don&#8217;t sue organizations that had nothing to do with the ad unless you&#8217;re trying to make a political point.  Browne could have sued the Ohio GOP, but he knew that wouldn&#8217;t make news.  So they named the RNC and McCain as well.  This is about politics and the alleged infringement is BS.</p>
<p>Third, very telling about Browne&#8217;s suit is this passage:</p>
<blockquote><p>The 59-year-old singer claims his reputation has already been damaged and is seeking more than $75,000 in damages.</p>
<p>Browne released &#8220;Running on Empty&#8221; ‚Äî the song and an album by the same name ‚Äî in 1977. According to the lawsuit, the album has sold more than 7 million copies.</p></blockquote>
<p>So Browne is suing over a song that&#8217;s 31 years old.  He&#8217;s claiming $75,000 in damages.  It seems likely to me that Browne&#8217;s sales as a result of this little publicity ploy should result in more sales of the album/song than he has seen in years otherwise.</p>
<p>This isn&#8217;t about a musician who was grievously injured by the misuse of one of his songs by a politician he does not support.  It is much more likely that Browne suing McCain was more about getting his name in the paper and moving some units of an old song that was likely to remain largely forgotten otherwise.</p>
<p>Need further evidence that Browne&#8217;s political activism has hampered his sales, leading to his latest publicity outing?  <a href="http://www.billboard.com/bbcom/bio/index.jsp?pid=4190">Try this from Billboard.com</a></p>
<blockquote><p>With his first four albums, Browne built a loyal following that helped him break into the mainstream with 1976&#8242;s The Pretender. During the late &#8217;70s and early &#8217;80s, he was at the height of his popularity, as each of his albums charted in the Top Ten. Midway through the &#8217;80s, Browne made a series of political protest records that caused his audience to gradually shrink&#8230;</p></blockquote>
<p>Browne hasn&#8217;t released a new album in six years, instead pursuing &#8220;intimate <em>(read: small)</em>, acoustic shows around the globe&#8221;.</p>
<p>Unable to draw an audience, and unable to sell his unique brand of burned out hippy protest albums, Browne is left with only one option: strike out in a ridiculously frivolous lawsuit at a campaign that has nothing to do with your claim in a desperate attempt to get attention.</p>
<p>Well, Jackson, you&#8217;ve succeeded.</p>
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		<title>John Carpenter&#8217;s The Thing Performed by GI Joe Action Figures</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Aug 2008 19:48:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jeff Simmermon, a blogger at And I Am Not Lying, and a fellow cable industry shill, links to what may now be my favorite stop action animation piece of all time. It&#8217;s a music video for Zombie Zombie&#8217;s Driving This Road Until Death Sets You Free. The video, features footage of the band performing interspersed [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Jeff Simmermon, a blogger at <a href="http://www.andiamnotlying.com/" target="_blank">And I Am Not Lying</a>, and a fellow cable industry shill, links to what may now be my favorite stop action animation piece of all time.  It&#8217;s a music video for Zombie Zombie&#8217;s <em>Driving This Road Until Death Sets You Free</em>.  The video, features footage of the band performing interspersed with the action figure remake of <em>The Thing</em>.  Check it out.</p>
<a href="http://www.kungfuquip.com/john-carpenters-the-thing-performed-by-gi-joe-action-figures/"><img src="http://img.youtube.com/vi/rT7AH4JyuNs/default.jpg" width="130" height="97" border=0></a>
<p>To answer the unasked question, my previous favorite stop action animation was Juke-Bar.  You can <a href="http://www.nfb.ca/animation/objanim/en/films/film.php?id=18042" target="_blank">view it at the National Film Board of Canada&#8217;s website</a>.</p>
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		<title>Rodrigo y Gabriela</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 18:16:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re into really good music, regardless of genre, you owe it to yourself to check out Rodrigo y Gabriela. As a couple of metal heads from Mexcio, Rodrigo Sanchez and Gabriela Quintero drifted to Dublin, Ireland and began playing high energy Spanish influenced guitar. They count among their inspirations everything from Salsa to Black [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re into really good music, regardless of genre, you owe it to yourself to check out Rodrigo y Gabriela.  As a couple of metal heads from Mexcio, Rodrigo Sanchez and Gabriela Quintero drifted to Dublin, Ireland and began playing high energy Spanish influenced guitar.  They count among their inspirations everything from Salsa to Black Sabbath &#8211; <a title="Rodrigo y Gabriela on Amazon" href="http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000HKDEE2?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=kufuqu-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000HKDEE2" target="_blank">their latest album</a> even includes covers of Zeppelin&#8217;s <em>Stairway to Heaven</em> and Metallica&#8217;s <em>One.</em></p>
<p>Check out the video for Diablo Rojo below.</p>
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		<title>Another Twitter Project &#8211; @MusicIn120</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 14:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A few weeks ago I launched a Twitter project called @MoviesIn120. The idea was to share movie reviews in 120 characters or less. I&#8217;ve been having a good time with that and it&#8217;s starting to build a good base of followers. Today I decided to kick off @MusicIn120 or less for much the same reason [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A few weeks ago I launched a Twitter project called <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MoviesIn120" target="blank">@MoviesIn120</a>.  The idea was to share movie reviews in 120 characters or less.  I&#8217;ve been having a good time with that and it&#8217;s starting to build a good base of followers.</p>
<p>Today I decided to kick off <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MusicIn120" target="blank">@MusicIn120</a> or less for much the same reason &#8211; it&#8217;s a way to share good music, concert reviews, and artist info quickly.</p>
<p>As a huge fan of both music, I thought it would be a fun outlet to share some thoughts and hear from others about what they&#8217;re listening to.  I hope you&#8217;ll check it out.</p>
<p>Finally, as a housekeeping note, the reason for &#8220;120&#8243; is two-fold.  First, I retweet reviews from others and the 20 characters between 120 and Twitter&#8217;s limit of 140 allow me space for a byline.  Second, I&#8217;m in the process of developing a pseudo-SocNet at both MoviesIn120.com and MusicIn120.com that will allow people to upload two minute (or 120 second) video and audio clips to review (or recreate or reenact) the music/movie in question, search for and find short reviews for movie they&#8217;re interested in, or simply discuss the topics.</p>
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		<title>The Greatest Rick Roll of All Time</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Apr 2008 19:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;re a fan of the Muppets and Rick Astley, you&#8217;ll love this.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;re a fan of the Muppets and Rick Astley, you&#8217;ll love this.</p>
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		<title>In The Age Of The Internet, Nothing Dies&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Mar 2008 15:07:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Internet is an amazing thing. No matter how obscure your tastes in just about everything, you can not only find it, but you can find at least another 100,000 people who are really into it. On the Internet, nothing dies&#8230; not even the bad stuff. Case in point, a conversation I had with my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The Internet is an amazing thing.  No matter how obscure your tastes in just about everything, you can not only find it, but you can find at least another 100,000 people who are really into it.  On the Internet, nothing dies&#8230;  not even the bad stuff.</p>
<p>Case in point, a conversation I had with my brother James via e-mail on Friday.  Back in the early 1980&#8242;s, at the height of really cheesy 80s music, a band called Charlie, with visions of one-hit-wonder status, released a song called It&#8217;s Inevitable.  Accompanying the song&#8217;s release was <a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxdRHZorWuc" title="Charlie - It's Inevitable on YouTube">a music video featuring a ridiculous pie fight</a>. </p>
<p>James became a huge fan of the song and forced me to listen to it everywhere we went (he&#8217;s six years older, and was the only one of us licensed at the time).  While searching for clips related to &#8220;Hillary Clinton&#8221; and &#8220;Inevitable&#8221; for a little mashup project I had in mind, I stumbled upon the Charlie video and sent the link to James.</p>
<p>It was bad enough that a song and video that lame live on, but in response to my message, James sent back a link to <a target="_blank" href="http://www.myspace.com/urinebombs" title="Urine Bombs">his favorite band&#8217;s MySpace page</a>.  The Urine Bombs are a new name for an old stunky turd that used to be called Twilight.  Unfortunately, I&#8217;m intimately aware of the history of Twilight having shared a roof with their lead singer when he was going through his dreams of rock star grandeur. </p>
<p>If you have ever seen the movie <a target="_blank" href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0127723/" title="Can't Hardly Wait at IMDB">Can&#8217;t Hardly Wait</a>, the band Loveburger is a pretty good approximation of their general style, but you would need to throw in copious amounts of weed and acid, and one guy they had to break out of a psychiatric hospital every time they had a gig (No, I&#8217;m not making this up.)</p>
<p>Now, thanks to the Internet, a band that would have been relegated to the ash heap of garage band history will live on forever as the Urine Bombs.  If you&#8217;re curious about the name change, you have to admit that Twilight has a very 80s hair band feel to it.  They wanted something that sounded more in tune with the times.</p>
<p>I encourage you to click through to the MySpace page and have a listen to the song.  If nothing else, it will goose my brother and his middle-aged band mates, and make them think their time has finally come.</p>
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		<title>What Came First? The Music Or The Misery?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 17:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thought of the day from the opening scene of the movie High Fidelity: What came first? The music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns and watching violent videos, we&#8217;re scared that some sort of culture of violence is taking them over. But nobody worries about kids listening to thousands &#8212; literally [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thought of the day from the opening scene of the movie <a target="_blank" href="http://imdb.com/title/tt0146882/" title="High Fidelity at IMDB">High Fidelity</a>:</p>
<blockquote><p>What came first?  The music or the misery?  People worry about kids playing with guns and watching violent videos, we&#8217;re scared that some sort of culture of violence is taking them over.  But nobody worries about kids listening to thousands &#8212; literally thousands &#8212; of songs about broken hearts and rejection and pain and misery and loss.</p>
<p>Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Don Imus Back On the Air?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:20:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Turk</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Drudge is reporting it, and I have to say I&#8217;m not surprised. Don Imus is considering a return to radio on a competitor station to the one he got bounced from last spring. The only question now is whether the PC elite in this country will ratchet up the pressure to keep this hire from [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.newsday.com/entertainment/ny-spimus1003,0,799288,print.story">Drudge is reporting it</a>, and I have to say I&#8217;m not surprised.  Don Imus is considering a return to radio on a competitor station to the one he got bounced from last spring.  The only question now is whether the PC elite in this country will ratchet up the pressure to keep this hire from happening.</p>
<p>When Imus made his now infamous &#8220;nappy headed hos&#8221; comment last April, the outcry for his removal was incredible.  Unable to withstand the pressure, CBS bailed on the host.  Without a show, he also lost his simulcast deal on MSNBC.</p>
<p>If Citadel Broadcasting hires the disgraced jock, I&#8217;ll be amazed.  If this story doesn&#8217;t spark more racial tension, I could wake up tomorrow sewn to the floor and not be more surprised.</p>
<p>It seems unlikely, to say that least, that our &#8220;forgive and forget&#8221; society will let the guy back on the air after only a couple of months gone.  It just seems that 6 months isn&#8217;t quite enough time to renounce racism and misogyny.</p>
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		<title>O.J and Oh, Britney.  The Week In Celebrity Shame</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 19:38:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s been a bad week to be sick. With so much celebrity embarrassment on parade, not having the energy to trash them is really troubling. Let&#8217;s set the wayback machine for the VMAs last week. This show had it all &#8211; award winners trashing the network that hosts the awards, has-been rockers duking it out [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s been a bad week to be sick.   With so much celebrity embarrassment on parade, not having the energy to trash them is really troubling.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s set the wayback machine for the VMAs last week.  This show had it all &#8211; award winners trashing the network that hosts the awards, has-been rockers duking it out over whored out former TV stars, single moms trying to whore themselves out (but nobody was buying), and militant rappers getting peeved that the awards weren&#8217;t rigged for them to win.  Your entertainment dollar was simply not going to go farther than the 2007 VMAs</p>
<p>Britney was supposed to warm up the audience, but left everyone feeling cold.  Blame it on the hair, the lip-synching, the magic act that wasn&#8217;t, the drinking, the allergic reaction to eye drops (what?), or any of another 100 oft-repeated excuses for the train wreck we witnessed, the sad reality is we want to see a nubile 20 year-old in skin tight leather dancing like a tramp or tongue kissing Madonna (actually, skip that last part).  The fact is, Brit is now a single mom who, with every public appearance, reminds us of the line from Sweet Home Alabama.</p>
<blockquote><p>Look at you!  You have a baby!  <i>In a bar!</i></p></blockquote>
<p>Here&#8217;s some advice Brit.  Put on some clothes, write/sing a grown-up song, and stop trying to convince us that you&#8217;re the hot little vixen of <i>Baby One More Time</i>.  That ship has sailed.  You were used up by a douchebag, and the only guy that still wants you is <a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=kHmvkRoEowc" target="_blank">this loser</a>.</p>
<p>Next up&#8230;  Kid Rock and Tommy Lee.  Even with Britney and Kanye melting down at the VMAs, this is probably the most pathetic story of the night.  These two guys get into a brawl over <a href="http://tv.msn.com/tv/hotgossip/9-12-07_4?gt1=7703&#038;" target="_blank">a woman who, by her own admission, paid off a poker debt with sex.</a>  Yup.  That girl is a class act that is worth fighting for.  Go get her, guys.</p>
<p>Speaking of Kanye,  I don&#8217;t think I could sum this one up any better than Joel McHale (host of <a href="http://www.eonline.com/on/shows/thesoup/" target="_blank">The Soup</a>).  After recapping Kanye&#8217;s choice words about his perceived snub at the hands of MTV, McHale said, &#8220;Geez.  50 Cent didn&#8217;t whine that much when he got shot.&#8221;  True dat!</p>
<p>In our last glimpse backward at the VMAs, perhaps the one shining moment in the telecast came when Justin Timberlake (surrounded by the vapid cast of The Hills) excoriated MTV for filling its programming with non-stop reality TV and begged them to actually play music occasionally.  It seems Timberlake may be one of the few people who owes his soul to MTV, and at the same time feels bad because he&#8217;s old enough to remember that MTV used to stand for Music Television.</p>
<p>Finally, back in the present, let&#8217;s dip into the overflowing cup of comedy gold that is O.J. Simpson.  The same week that his book (<a href="http://www.amazon.com/If-I-Did-Confessions-Killer/dp/0825305888/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1/103-9901472-0992659?ie=UTF8&#038;s=books&#038;qid=1190057407&#038;sr=8-1" target="_blank">If I Did It</a>) comes out, and the world may read his claim that he&#8217;s not a criminal (at least not a murderous one), he gets arrested for storming into a sports memorabilia show with armed accomplices and trying to steal pieces of his life.  It&#8217;s not clear whether he actually owns any of what he tried to steal.  And it&#8217;s not clear if he was armed, but a tape of the incident clearly demonstrates his anger and rage as he barks out instructions that no one is to be allowed to leave.</p>
<p>Wow, O.J., armed robbery and taking hostages.  That&#8217;s a hell of a good way to prove you&#8217;re not a killer.  Maybe next time you could sacrifice a small puppy on national TV and tell people your killing is limited only to the animal kingdom.  By the way, aren&#8217;t you supposed to be out there trying to catch the real killer?</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, I tried to watch America&#8217;s Got Talent last year and couldn&#8217;t get into it. It was like watching a really long, tedious version of The Gong Show. It was too painful to become invested in. When it came on again this year, I didn&#8217;t start watching until much later, and am glad I did. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ok, I tried to watch <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nbc.com/Americas_Got_Talent/">America&#8217;s Got Talent</a> last year and couldn&#8217;t get into it.  It was like watching a really long, tedious version of The Gong Show.  It was too painful to become invested in.  When it came on again this year, I didn&#8217;t start watching until much later, and am glad I did.  While the vast majority of the acts are pretty lame, there are actually two that are phenomenal.</p>
<p>I am not at all a fan of the American Idol genre of television programming, though I have commented fairly extensively on my addiction to CBS&#8217; Rock Star series (Where is RockStar:Van Halen?). </p>
<p>When I first tuned into AGT, I had to revisit my opposition to singing competitions because of <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nbc.com/Americas_Got_Talent/video/#mea=143871">Cas Haley</a>.  This ia a guy who comes across on TV as a generally decent and normal guy.  He also happens to be one hell of an entertainer.  He would be my choice for the winner with no doubt were it not for the ventriloquist.</p>
<p>Normally, the ventriloquist bit wears thin pretty quick.  It has been a long time since anyone with their hand up a puppet&#8217;s ass has made me laugh or even smile.  The fact is, there are only so many bits you can do with a dummy &#8211; and before I saw <a target="_blank" href="http://www.nbc.com/Americas_Got_Talent/video/#mea=143856">Terry Fator</a>, I thought they had all been done to death.  This guy is phenomenal.  He&#8217;s a singer, a ventriloquist, and most impressively an impressionist.  Not only is he is one of the best vocalists on the show, he does all of his singing in other people&#8217;s voices.  He has done Roy Orbison, Garth Brooks, Dean Martin, Nat King Cole (and Natalie Cole), Kermit the Frog, and Louis Armstrong.</p>
<p>If you haven&#8217;t watched the show, I don&#8217;t really blame you.  It&#8217;s not an easy thing to get into.  However, if you have some time to kill tonight, you ought to tune in just to see Cas and Terry perform one last time.</p>
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