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Getting Off Of Politics For A Moment…

May 08 2006 Published by under Action Movies, Celebrities, Movies

MoviesCelebritiesI’ve been beating the political horse pretty hard for a while now and the Net Neutrality thing is done to death. I guess it’s time to pay attention to the third leg of my blog tripod – the lunacy that is the entertainment industry.

Speaking of lunacy, Tom Cruise opened a new movie this weekend. It fell well short of projections. They must have known that was going to happen. Given all the ads that featured “soft, romantic Tom” and played up the romance angle, it was apparent they were losing female movie-goers. It’s also apparent, given the ads all featured the same five or six action sequences, that the third installment was going to be much like the first two, and all the good stuff is in the trailers.

Several reviews of “Mission: Impossible 3″ pointed out that Mr. Cruise’s public persona had become a distraction when watching him on the big screen. “It’s impossible to watch ‘M:I-3′ without asking: Do we still, you know, like Tom Cruise?” the critic Owen Gleiberman wrote in Entertainment Weekly, while Manohla Dargis wrote in The New York Times: “It would be a stretch to say that Tom Cruise needs a hit. What this guy needs is an intervention.”

Hollywood spends so much time trying to promote the actors and make America identify with them, that it becomes dangerous for the movies they are affiliated with when their public image is a cultural joke.

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Denise and Charlie Part Deux

Apr 25 2006 Published by under Celebrities, Pop Culture

CelebritiesOver the weekend I commented on Denise Richards’ allegations against Charlie Sheen and his addictions. In it, I suggested that Denise may have bitten off more than she can chew, and the power of the Sheen family may be brought to bear against her. This morning on Today, I saw the first indication I may be right.

In a segment about her filing, the coverage made passing mention to her allegations, had Charlie on camera saying it was all lies and a smear campaign, and made not a single mention of his past problems with drugs, prostitutes or gambling. He has admitted to just about everything but porn addiction and domestic violence in the past, so it’s not a real stretch to think he’s capable of that, but the media is leaving it out of the story.

Denise was shown, but most of the images of her were unflattering at best – including the one of her astride Bon Jovi guitarist Ritchie Sambora wearing a skimpy bikini. They went on to paint that picture as some sort of betrayal of her friend and Sombora-ex Heather Locklear. In short, the piece painted him as shocked that anyone would make such claims, and painted her as a whore.

I hate being right all the time, but I suspect this won’t be the last hit piece we see making her out to be a skank. I suspect, by the time all is said and done, she’ll have a hard time finding work or being taken seriously.

Michael Douglas in The War of the Roses may have summed up Sheen’s feelings:

lf this is a who-can-sink-lowest-fastest contest, you won… you have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.

Denise, by filing her statement, fired what the family will see as the first shot. There are two reasons that may have been a horrible idea. She’s taking on the Sheen family – a family with great clout in the entertainment world. But more importantly, the world of the famous is a very incestuous place. It is filled not only with real celebs like movie and music stars, but psuedo-celebs like TV anchors. None of those people want a precedent set that encourages the airing of dirty laundry.

If the media gives Denise credibility, or treats her fairly, then the next divorce will get uglier, meaner, and more public. Pretty soon all the vices the rich and famous will be on full display – and none of them want that.

The easiest way to protect against that is to discredit Richards, and make the next person think twice. Just watch, it’s going to get really ugly and painful for her. She had better hope that every single detail of her past is squeaky clean, or she’ll quickly find herself in a world of hurt.

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Denise Richards’ Sworn Statement Against Charlie Sheen

Apr 22 2006 Published by under Celebrities, Crime, Porn, Sex

PornCelebritiesCrimeWow!

If you’re a fan of the train wreck that is celebrity life and the media coverage of it, you’ll love this one. Denise Richards’ response to Charlie Sheen’s request for joint custody is an amazing read. It details his fondness for drugs, violence, porn, prostitutes, and generally wacky behavior. This is one that will go down in the history of celeb news. It’ll be bigger that Heidi Fleiss.

Denise states upfront that she was pressured not to file the statement out of a healthy respect for the damage it could do to Sheen’s reputation. Given everyone knows he’s a hooker and drug addict, it shouldn’t be a stretch to see him as an abusive porn addict also. His fans look past that anyway, so I don’t know that this will hurt him too much. Given the power and influence of the Sheen clan in Hollywood, I’ll be curious to see if it damages Denise’s ability to get work.

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Suri, Moses, Apple, And Blanket

Apr 19 2006 Published by under Celebrities

CelebritiesTom & Katie now have Suri. Gwyneth and Chris have Apple and Moses. Demi and Bruce had Rumor, Scout, and Tallulah. Julia has Phinneas and Hazel. Michael has Blanket.

Are celebrities trying to out-weird one another with the baby names? Seriously, what the hell is going on with these people? They say they want to give their kids normal lives, but then they make them the butt of jokes from birth through adulthood.

If we have another son, I told my wife I’d like to name him Spedball Thunderhead Turk. If I were a celebrity, I think I could win the baby name nut-off with that one.

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Oh Dear God

Apr 05 2006 Published by under Awful Movies, Celebrities, Movies

MoviesCelebritiesThe tired beaver will be back.

In an announcement sure to make movie audiences world wide groan, Sharon Stone said she plans to make Basic Instinct 3 despite the lackluster (too kind)disappointing (doesn’t quite cover it)… disastrous performance of Basic Instinct 2 (it barely beat Larry the Cable Guy for fuq sake.

Stone must be a hermaphrodite, because she has huge balls to risk making another flick in that franchise.

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