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I Ain’t Got Time To Read

Feb 23 2007 Published by under Craziness, News Media, Society, Stuff That Sucks

If you haven’t been to CNN.com in a while, you have probably missed the most appalling development in news reporting in quite some time. CNN has actually determined that the short-form news located on their site is, in fact, too long for readers, and has begun notating their articles with call out boxes labeled “Story Highlights.”

This story about a prank involving CD players blaring profanity during church services is 183 words, but that’s way too long for CNN readers. They have the Story Highlights which breaks it down to 46 blissfully monosyllabic words.

I’m waiting to see the CNN.com in another ten years. The entire article will simply say, “CD players make noise, get blown up.” Seven nice, tidy little words.

Honestly, America, do we really need Cliff’s Notes for news articles?

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What’s Your Business?

Feb 20 2007 Published by under Business, News Media, Technology, The Economy, The Internet

Mike over at TechDirt has a great little post on the newspaper industry and the efforts by a Norwegian newspaper to come to terms with itself in a digital age.

A lot of ink has been spilled covering the state of American newspapers and the constant wailing about the Internet. Some, like the New York Times, have implemented a limited subscription service. The model is sort of like a date that will let you get to third base, but won’t go all the way. They’ll give you enough content to get you interested and make you want to put a ring on their finger by paying for the rest.

The Wall Street Journal has gone a different route. They’re taking the approach that they’ll give you a little bit of editorial content (via OpinionJournal.com), but keep the news for subscribers only. Think of this as the date that gives you a kiss on the cheek and spends the rest of the night telling you what she thinks about people you don’t really care about.

Others, like the Washington Post, have embraced a philosophy of giving you the milk, the cow, and the barn for free. They’re using their proximity to the world of politics – through which all other industries flow – to build an audience for their content, and the world is coming to them. It’s a good model, but one unlikely to work for a newspaper in middle America.

TechDirt hits the nail on the head when he points out the problem newspapers have. They tend to think of themselves as newspapers.

This goes back to the simple fact that newspapers got too focused on thinking they were in the newspaper business, rather than in the business of delivering useful news and information to a community of people in a way that was useful to them, and which brought them together for commerce.

The Internet makes the world, and everything in it, more accessible. The value of news and information operates at an inverse ratio to the number of people who have that information. With Yahoo and Google News giving visitors access to national and even state news via wire services, the value of a local paper will be determined solely by what it can do to differentiate its news. What does a paper bring to the table that I can’t get elsewhere?

When newspapers start thinking about that question, and get away from this archaic idea of the dead tree edition, they may see their profits grow again.

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Joe Biden’s Racism?

Jan 31 2007 Published by under Candidates, Craziness, Democrats, News Media, Politics, Race

Courtesy of Drudge is this report from the New York Observer quoting Joe Biden on Barack Obama.

Mr. Biden is equally skeptical—albeit in a slightly more backhanded way—about Mr. Obama. “I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy,” he said. “I mean, that’s a storybook, man.”

Oh, so I guess Jesse Jackson was dirty and inarticulate. Honestly, did he just refer to an African-American leader (he is, for better or worse) as unclean?

To be fair, Biden could have said worse. Last year he amazed people by telling an Indian-American “In Delaware… you can’t go into a 7-11 or Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent.

I guess Biden’s speechwriter didn’t give him the draft that referred to Jackson as a ‘dirty house ni**er’, the Indian-Americans as ‘dots not feathers’ and asked if the Hispanics in attendance ‘had finished mowing his lawn’ yet.

Seriously, if this guy was a Republican, you’d be able to hear the Democrats screaming if you were halfway around the world. This jackass, however, keeps getting a pass. What is the likelihood that Matt Stoller will post on the racism of Joe Biden?

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When You’re Not John Kerry

Jan 31 2007 Published by under Candidates, Democrats, Hillary Clinton, News Media, Politics

When you’re not John Kerry, and flub a joke badly, the media will apparently come to your defense. Just ask Hillary Clinton. When a supporter asked her what in her background had prepared her to deal with evil men, she replied, without answering, by repeating the question and offering a shrug of the shoulders and a humorous expression. The clear implication was she has run into a few.

Many people would count a lecherous husband with a predilection for young unattractive women on that list… But not the media. The Today show went out of its way to find Democrat operatives willing to deflect that potential slap in the face to her mate. Did they offer any Republicans, who immediately thought of Bill, to confirm that the joke could easily have been an insult to her husband? Nope. In fact, they offered Hillary’s direct contradiction:

Hillary: “I don’t think anybody in here thought that, I’m sorry.”

When you’re the media darling, you get to botch a punch line. When you’re a stodgy buffoon that narrowly lost the White House but held on to $15 million dollars, you don’t get that leeway.

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Thank God The Media Protects Me

Jan 04 2007 Published by under Craziness, Crime, Free Speech, Government, News Media, Television

I keep hearing reports on TV that the Saddam Hussein hanging video is so shocking they just won’t show it on TV. They’re clearly doing it to protect me from seeing the reality of the world. Heaven forbid that I would actually see the barbarism that takes place every day in America or the rest of the world.

The guy(s) that filmed the clip should clearly be arrested and charged with all manner of crimes for blatantly preventing the government of Iraq from censoring the hanging, right? I mean, geez… What would happen to the world if people could actually see what was going on… There’d be chaos, no doubt.

Is this the most ridiculous condescending attitude ever, or is it just me? I’m not sure who declared the media and the government as the arbiters of what we are allowed to see and hear, but I’d like to ask for a recall vote on that decision. If the media really knew what I wanted to see, they’d show nothing but public executions interspersed with Britney Spears crotch shots.

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