Breaking News: Tony Snow Declared Brain Dead
By Turk on Wednesday, April 26, 2006 at 4:34 pm
In a decision sure to go down in history as the single dumbest career move ever made in the history of the world, Tony Snow left a cushy gig on Fox News to go be the whipping boy for an irate liberal media carrying a righteous amount of indignation aimed at the White House puppet.
Why on earth would you leave the cozy world of network TV to become the mouthpiece for an administration known more for what it doesn’t say than for what it does?
Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad they have Snow on the job. As dancing monkeys go, he should be able to shake some ass when the organ grinders start cranking out the tunes. I just don’t have any idea what would have possessed him to say yes. My money says that Karl has a grainy photo of Tony blowing a goat in a phone booth and threatened to go public with it.
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