Archive for: February, 2009

The RNC Tech Summit – Some Thoughts

Feb 13 2009 Published by under Marketing, Politics, Republicans, Technology, The Internet

There is a closed street outside our door that is not on any GPS system. Everyday 10 cars drive right up to the brick wall, because the GPS said to.

That statement was sent to me via Twitter in response to a point I made about the GOP Tech Summit. I had said that the best GPS in the world won’t get you anywhere if you don’t know where you want to go.

Much of the chatter I heard from the Summit centered around the tools, the technology, the apps, Twitter, etc. But none of it addressed the much larger point – we need to know where we want to go before we can ever turn on the GPS.

The summit is a good idea, and I commend the RNC for having the idea.

However, I think the party really needs a better sense of where it wants to go. It is not enough to simply want to get back in power. It’s not enought to say you want to win elections. It is certainly not enough to say we want to deploy new toys and gadgets without any idea of what we want to do.

In the 1990s, we had a vision. We had an agenda. We had a set of core concepts around which we could rally.

Today, we have none of that.

Are we for fiscal responsibility and small government? That’s kind of hard for people to believe based on immediate past experience. Obama, rightly, beat us about the head and neck with that one in his presser. We simply have no credibility on those issues.

Are we for ethics and accountability in elected officials? Well, we kind of pooched that one too.

The way to demonstrate our commitment to these ideals is using the technology to put our money where our mouths are.

We need to identify dirty politicians – not just dirty Democrats. If our guys are implicated, we need to primary them.

We need to put all legislation online for public discussion – not three days before it’s law, but the moment it is suggested. Imagine all the legislation of Thomas together with all the power of a Wiki? What if we allowed the people direct participation in the legislation our elected Republicans submit? How could the Democrats refuse to hear bills if they carried the signature of tens or hundreds of thousands of co-sponsors?

These are just a couple of ways we can use tools to support our agenda. Unless we’re having that sort of discussion, all of the “we should use Twitter more” nonsense will do us no good at all.

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Stuff I Really Like and Wish the World Would Widely Embrace

Feb 05 2009 Published by under Auto Technology, Technology

If you have never been to Baltimore-Washington International Airport, you have truly missed one of the greatest parking experiences of all time. While many airports have implemented a system to let you know how many spaces are available, BWI takes it a step further.

Upon entering the garage, you see the readout of spaces available by floor, but then every parking space has a light. The light is either red (taken) or green (empty). Look down the aisle and you can see where spaces are available. It really takes the “stalking” out of finding a space.

I actually wish more large venues with parking challenges would adopt the idea. It would make traffic management easier and speed the process of finding a space in crowded lots.

Unfortunately, waiting for the uber-slow driver to pull forward and back up into their space 8 or 10 times will still be a problem.

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How Much Silence Does Your Paycheck Buy?

Feb 04 2009 Published by under Miscellany

There has been a lot of chatter lately about the Ketchum/Twitter incident. To recap briefly, so you won’t click away, a Ketchum VP (Mr. Andrews) made a comment on a Twitter account that disparaged the city of Memphis where he had been speaking to FedEx’s corporate communications people.

One of the people at FedEx took great offense to the remark (which didn’t actually even mention Memphis) and shot a letter up the food chain to everyone he could think of in both companies. That missive resulted in embarrassment for Mr. Andrews, and his employer. Mr. Andrews, and his company at-large, apologized for the offense, and moved on.

But I haven’t.

I haven’t because I received a similar note recently complaining about something I had said via Twitter and making an artificial connection between my personal thoughts shared here and on Twitter, and my employer. That note has been churning in my head and when combined with the Ketchum incident makes me ask the question that became the title of this post.

My situation draws striking comparisons to the Ketchum incident. A comment was made not about the client, but about something completely unrelated. The comment had nothing to do with business, but was simply an expression of personal distaste. Yet the personal offense was not directed so much at my comments, but rather was used to conflate my personal opinion with business concerns – a bogus correlation.

In the FedEx/Ketchum case, it is apparent to me that the FedEx employee who wrote the memo had much deeper issues with Mr. Andrews. The end of his note summed up those issues nicely.

[m]any of my peers and I question the expense of paying Ketchum to produce the video open for today’s event; work that could have been achieved by internal, award-winning professionals with decades of experience in television production.

Additionally Mr. Andrews, with all due respect, to continue the context of your post; true confession: many of my peers and I don’t see much relevance between your presentation this morning and the work we do in Employee Communications.

It is apparent to me that the employee probably had no issues with Mr. Andrews comment at all, but had issues with he and his co-workers being minimized in favor of the large consulting firm. I get that, and I relate on many levels.

If this were about pride in his city, the FedEx employee could have simply e-mailed, or sent a DM to Mr. Andrews challenging his impression of Memphis and made the points he made elsewhere in his note.

I will admit the area around our airport is a bit of an eyesore, not without crime, prostitution, commercial decay, and a few potholes. But there is a major political, community, religious, and business effort underway, that includes FedEx, to transform that area. We’re hopeful that over time, our city will have a better “face” to present to visitors.

Instead, out of 350 words in his note, he spends just 59 directly addressing the comment, and 101 addressing his issues with the outside consultant’s services.

The note I received was rather similar in balance, though it spent far more time trying to justify a specious connection between comments on my personal accounts and my business function and less time on the heart of the issue – I had disparaged the sender’s friend.

In both cases, however, the sender played the role of bully. They felt they could intimidate by taking individual opinions and making it about the business. It’s the tactic of small-minded and weak-willed people to hide behind such things.

Yet all the words I have seen spilled about the Ketchum incident make that point that you must censor yourself to avoid embarrassment to your employer. You must never express a thought that you find some random city unsightly or depressing because that might offend.

Well, I call bullshit.

I think we must instead ridicule and call out the senders of such e-mails. I think we must cry out, at the top of our lungs, “YOU DO NOT HAVE A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT TO NEVER BE OFFENDED!”

If my contract as a consultant offends you, register such complaints with your corporate management. If they continue to crap on you, then quit and find a job where your talents are recognized. Better yet, go into business for yourself and become the source of some other drone’s misery.

Let’s assume the toolbag at FedEx really does love Memphis, though. If you love your city, and I don’t, then demonstrate your commitment by challenging me publicly, don’t hide behind some corporate e-mail thread and claim nobility you sanctimonious little shit.

If I say your friend is a moron, and you disagree, then feel free to challenge me on that. Feel free to defend your friend on his merits rather than hiding behind some weak attempt to tie my opinions to my job.

Instead, however, too many people have chosen to play these stupid games. They acquiesce to the ridiculous notion that just because I accept a paycheck I must never say or do anything in my personal life that could be interpreted in any way as as somehow harming the corporation.

I disagree.

My paycheck earns my hard work, but it does not earn my every thought. I will have thoughts and beliefs on issues that have nothing to do with my job.

If that means I find a city unattractive and say so via my personal Twitter account, it is not the position of my employer. Hell, I’ve been through Memphis on a number of occasions. IT IS A SHITHOLE! Andrews was right. It may be where music was born, but it’s where pretty goes to die. The guy at FedEx needs to face that.

Finally, let me state clearly that I am an individual first, and a corporate employee second. I will not become the Borg just so some jackass in accounting can feel better about his miserable little life.

(The opinions expressed here are mine and mine alone and do not reflect the views of my employer. If you think they do, you’re a douche and you need to get a life.)

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25 Things About Me

Feb 03 2009 Published by under Miscellany

Since I have been neglecting my blog, and since I took time to write this, I figured I may as well post it here as well. Enjoy…

1. I find it creepy that people go see movies alone. I could never do that.

2. I am constantly amazed that people who follow me on Twitter think I have anything remotely interesting to say.

3. I am concerned that people seem to think they have some constitutional right not to be offended.

4. I say a lot of offensive things. People think I don’t have a filter between my brain and my mouth, but wouldn’t if they could hear half the stuff that’s going on in my head.

5. I constantly wonder if I’m permanently screwing up my kids and wonder what their future therapy will cost me.

6. I think the world would be better off if people were honest with one another regardless of whether the honesty might hurt.

7. I don’t consider myself a negative person, but most of this seems negative so far, so I’ll take a break with some happy thoughts.

8. I love sailing. I am never as relaxed as I am on the water. I would love to pack it all in, buy a boat, and open a charter business in the Caribbean.

9. I have a quirky sense of humor and find this LOLCat endlessly amusing.

10. I love this line from Joe Versus the Volcano and firmly believe it. “My father says that almost the whole world is asleep. Everybody you know. Everybody you see. Everybody you talk to. He says that only a few people are awake and they live in a state of constant total amazement.”

11. I am convinced that people would flock to libertarian principles if they ever took time to really study the concept of libertarianism.

12. I love my wife. She makes me completely insane, but I wouldn’t trade her for the world.

13. I really like being cold. It makes me feel more alive.

14. I loved the year I spent living in Phoenix. It’s an awesome town.

15. I sleep better with a breeze blowing, so I have to have a fan in my bedroom.

16. I am partially convinced that my oldest brother was actually switched with my real brother at the hospital. He doesn’t look like my other brother or me, and he’s nothing like either of us.

17. I have 6 nieces and 2 nephews, and I’ve honestly lost track of how many great-nieces and great-nephews I have.

18. I have completely lost touch with almost every cousin I have.

19. Shane McDonnell is the one cousin I still talk to with any regularity. I used to joke that you should never trust him, never lend him money, and never sleep with him. I’ve only done 2 of the 3.

20. I hate meetings. I think meetings are where time and energy go to die.

21. I took three years of French in high school, and remembered absolutely none of it when I went to France. I had great trouble buying a baguette, but somehow negotiated the purchase of a voltage converter at the French equivalent of Best Buy – which is called fnac.

22. I have no idea what fnac means and I’m such a lazy American I refuse to look it up.

23. I’ve always wanted to visit Ireland and Serbia to see where my family came from.

24. I love technology, but sometimes wish we all still lived in caves.

25. I am thankful for all the friends I have and all the friends I have yet to meet.

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