Archive for: April, 2007

I Confess

Apr 30 2007 Published by under Craziness, Miscellany, Self-Promotion, Society, Technology

I have a new secret addiction. After reading this little article in the Miami Herald, I clicked through to IveScrewedUp.com and wandered through a handful of the “confessions” people have posted online. Some of them are depressing, some of them are appaling, and some of them just make me laugh.

I Googled “Anonymous Online Confessions” and found the Herald was right. There are literally hundreds of these sites. Some ask you for a name and e-mail address to leave an “anonymous” confession (which kind of defeats the purpose, yet people are still filling them out.) The best site I have found is notproud.com

Some of my favorites so far…

After 8 years I would rather masturbate in my car than have sex with you. Sorry.

I would like to be a successful man, but the truth is, at this point of my life, I’m a loser.

Why do chicks always pretend to be horny as hell at the beginning of relationships and then just let it go? Do you think we’re not going to notice that we’re not getting laid anymore? Next time at least do me the favour of not getting increasingly jealous as you become less and less sexual… it’s a rather unattractive combination.

I look at other guys penises in the restrooms when I am peeing.

I just farted and my two co-workers think it’s the vegetarian over the wall! Tee hee!

I’ve spent entire weeks at work surfing the internet. The worst part is, I work in a field where I’m supposed to be helping people. I lie my way out of everything, and my recent performance review was actually above average. I’m literally the laziest person I know. In the year I’ve been working at my current job, I’ve probably done two full weeks of work.

I’m going to break up with him because he doesn’t spoil me enough. I’m spoiled. And I think I deserve it.

My 4 year old son aims his butt at me and farts at me. The little shit.

I may be a little TOO easy…

This is so much better that Twitter… :-)

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Call For Openness In Presidential Debates

Apr 26 2007 Published by under Democrats, Politics, Republicans

A lot of people have asked me about this call for openness in the Presidential debates. Lawrence Lessig contacted me about this effort and I was glad to sign on. I really believe there is no more important job on the planet than the Presidency, and it is critical that the process be conducted in a way that is open to the public, and owned by the public.

Most campaigns negotiate debate agreements that prevent the opposition from using footage in attack ads, and often provide exclusivity to the network that hosts the debate. Providing exclusive access to a network, for what is, constitutionally speaking, the people’s electoral process, is wrong. The footage should be made available for the people to consume, and use as they wish.

For their part, both the RNC and the DNC may miss the boat on this. The DNC responded by saying, “We are already exploring ways to make the DNC-sanctioned debates more accessible and will continue to work on this and other issues in our discussions with the networks” (emphasis mine). The RNC, sadly, but not unexpectedly, said they would not get involved in the issue.

Until something better comes along, the future of political discourse, is the Internet. For all their bluster about putting people before politics, the parties are clearly more interested in what the networks can do for them.

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WTF Is Up With Lost?

Apr 26 2007 Published by under Miscellany, Programming, Television

Wow! Last night was three kinds of awesome… The Russian rose from the dead – becoming the first guys since Jesus to do that and not freak everyone out – and the survivors actually aren’t… Or are they?

Anne and I are going back and forth via e-mail again weighing the implications of all this. Anne asks if the Mittelos people can arrange for someone to get flattened by a bus, could they arrange for decoy plane wreckage to keep people from looking for the real wreck near the island? I suppose…

Speaking of Team Mittelos, has anyone noticed that Mittelos Bioscience sounds like a variation of Mittelwerk, the crazy scientist from “The Lost Experience” that pledged to conduct scientific testing on an unsuspecting public? If Hanso was responsible for Dharma, did Mittelwerk take over the island when he split?

On the subject of surprise resurrection, how many of the previously deceased cast members (Boone, his annoying sister, Paulo and Nikki, Ethan, Nathan, Eko, Ana Lucia, etc. etc. are hanging out, buried alive, and just waiting for someone to come dig them up?

I’m also not sure what to make of Juliet… She’s doing Ben’s evil bidding, but telling him she hates him… What’s up with that? What weird deal did she make? Also, she said she’d be getting a sample from Austen… Did Kate and Sawyer create a little baby Kate when they knocked boots in the cage? Is she sporting a little con-man in the making?

Getting to what I didn’t like about the episode, it appears that Sun has a bit of a mean streak, but I would have preferred she just have Jin’s mom whacked… I would have had more respect for her… And the woman who fell from the sky… I think it would have really messed with your head if she had said the plane only had two survivors – a guy named Michael and his son.

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Why Fred Thompson Will Win If He Runs

Thompson’s post on RedState, in response to a Ponnuru post attacking two of his votes, is right on the money.

The first case involves the issue of ‚Äúpreemption.‚Äù Congress routinely passes laws and resulting regulations which are in conflict with state laws and regulations. These federal laws do not state whether or not they are intended to preempt the state regulations. Clearly, members of Congress don‚Äôt want their constituents back home asking why their state authority has been stripped. But Congress can have it both ways. They leave the legislation ambiguous, knowing that the federal courts will more often than not interpret the statute as preempting state law, allowing elected officials in Washington ‚Äúthe federal court did it, I didn‚Äôt‚Äù excuse. This allows for no debate on the issue in Congress, just a decision by that source of so much conservative affection: the federal judiciary…

Not only was [the principle of federalism] what our founding fathers created – a federal government with limited, enumerated powers with respect for other levels of government, it also provided a basis for a proper analysis of most issues: “Is this something government should be doing? If so, at what level of government?”

As I understood it, states were supposed to be laboratories that would compete with each other, conducting civic experiments according to the wishes of their citizens. The model for federal welfare reform was the result of that process. States also allow for of diverse viewpoints that exist across the country. There is no reason that Tennesseans and New Yorkers should have to agree on everything (and they don’t).

Those who are in charge of applying the conservative litmus test should wonder why some of their brethren continue to try to federalize more things ‚Äì especially at a time of embarrassing federal mismanagement and a growing federal bureaucracy. I am afraid that such a test is often based more upon who is favored between two self-serving litigants than upon legal and constitutional principles…

Adhering to the principles of Federalism is not easy… However, if conservatives abandon this valued principle that limits the federal government, or if we selectively use it as a tool with which to reward our friends and strike our enemies, then we will be doing a disservice to our country as well as the cause of conservatism.

Answers like that, and adherence to his principles, will carry Thompson far if he decides to run. Ponnuru, in a subsequent post, argues their differences are largely definitional with contrary ideas on the extent to which the Commerce clause can be applied.

I believe that the Founders‚Äô design requires the federal government to keep states from interfering with interstate commerce… Large areas of federal law ‚Äî see, for instance, telecom, securities, health insurance, and airline law are devoted precisely to this purpose. On Senator Thompson‚Äôs professed principles, however, we should have dueling state regulations to govern these industries and called it ‚Äúfederalism.‚Äù

Extending Ponnuru’s argument, those same industries (specifically telecom, airlines, and securities) increasingly have global, rather than state and local implications. Should we, in the cause of expediency, implement global solutions and allow the UN to regulate such industries? I assume Ponnuru would say no. However, to argue that the cause of commerce is impeded because different governmental jurisdictions apply different legal frameworks is laughable if you say that doesn’t hold true at a higher level as well. Why can different nations apply different rules to those industries with no adverse impact?

Thompson is right. Conservatives have, for far too long, conceded the value of federalism in the pursuit of political and economic expediency. We have sold our soul for a fast buck, or a fleeting political victory. If Thompson runs, maybe he can begin the process of helping us reclaim it.

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This Week On Lost…

Apr 20 2007 Published by under Programming, Television

Anne and I have been chatting back and forth via e-mail about this week’s episode of Lost. If you missed it, you really need to catch up. The opening two minutes are phenomenal, and clearly demonstrate why ABC moved this to the 10PM slot. This episode also clearly demonstrates how much better season three is when compared to season two.

Charlie takes an arrow in the neck and drops dead, but is then seen holding a parachute to catch a body falling out of the tree. It’s all part of another deja vu moment for Desmond. It also sets up an interesting question. Did Desmond know from the beginning that he would have to choose a path – let Charlie die, or make sure he gets to the parachute? As they were walking, he tells Charlie that nobody’s going to die, so it seems he knew what he would do.

That brings me to my point of analysis for the week… Let me get this straight… Desmond was a monk? WTF? Sure, he exudes this sort of creepy calm, regardless of what’s going on, so maybe I can see that. It also explains his tendency to call everyone ‘Brother’. (As Anne pointed out, it’s not actually everyone… He never refers to Charlie as brother, only ‘mate’.)

More important than Desmond’s tour of duty in the monastery, however, was a small item in the background. The other Monk had a picture on his desk – himself with the woman from the jewelry shop (from the time travel episode). The monk tells Desmond he is meant for greater things, parroting the woman in the jewelry store. They both seem to be steering Desmond’s future.

Are these two part of some secret society of fate that keeps things moving along in the universe? If so, is that secret society somehow tied to the Others?

We know that Ben was born on the island because he said so. But know they are having trouble procreating? They have been there for at least 35-40 years (guessing at Ben’s age). We also know they have a cure for cancer (at least theoretically if you believe the woman last week was, in fact, Juliet’s sister alive and well today).

We also know the computer controlled something big and keying the numbers kept it from detonating. When it came close, it led to a) one downed plane and b) the sky turning purple. This all leads me to believe that Oceanic Flight 815 accidentally landed on an island that serves the larger purposes of controlling the universe and breeding people who work behind the scenes to give us all a little nudge and keep us on the path…

It would explain a lot, actually. It would definitely explain the need for a security system as amazingly powerful as the smoke monster, but it would also explain the need for a fence system that would keep it from accidentally nuking the Lords of Time and Fate.

It would also explain why “good” people were taken from the wreckage (they could, ostensibly, be trusted with the power and knowledge of the truth), and the broken/bad people were left behind (which doesn’t necessarily explain Hugo, because he actually seems to be a good guy).

Thoughts?

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