Archive for: July, 2006

The Mystery Candidate

Jul 25 2006 Published by under Candidates, Elections, Politics, Republicans

PoliticsRepublicansAfter my post on Dana Milbank’s “Mystery Candidate” column this morning, my inbox received a steady stream of e-mail with people positing their guesses. I’ve come to the conclusion that my initial guess was wrong, so let’s do this by elimination.

My first guess was this is Santorum, but Frist popping in to pump him up doesn’t make sense. I’m fairly certain it’s a challenger, in a targeted seat, from a state that leans pretty Democrat.

That left me with Washington, Maryland, New Jersey, and Minnesota. There were a lot of guesses that it’s Steele, but my bet is he’s smarter than that. It would explain the Frist fly-by, but Steele is getting to much help from the national committee and the administration to blow it all. Given that Frist will know who he plugged at lunch, it’s probably not Steele.

So looking at the other details we have – his dress, his meal choice, his general outlook on life – my guess is it’s Tom Kean from New Jersey. McGavick doesn’t seem to fit the bill of impeccable dresser, Kennedy is a sitting Congressman, so I don’t think he’d heap scorn on Congress’ inability to do anything – he’d blame it on the Dems, and Steele doesn’t strike me as the four-minute egg type.

Given McKean’s state, relation to the Chairman of the 9-11 Commission, and other ties to the party, he can’t really go on the record, yet he seems, to me at least, to fit the bill here.

So that’s my guess… Thoughts?

UPDATE: Apparently Steele’s not as smart as I thought. ABC News is reporting the Maryland Senate hopeful is indeed Candidate X. My hopes for that guy are ruined. He ignored the greatest rule of Washington – this town is full of smart people who love to solve a mystery.

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How Not To Provide A Website

Jul 25 2006 Published by under Candidates, Politics, Republicans, The Internet

PoliticsRepublicansThe InternetWhile trying to put together a post about the WaPo mystery candidate, I discovered that Tom Kean’s campaign is so inept when it comes to the Internet that I cannot visit his site (www.TomKean.com) without it crashing every open browser window.

Thanks, Tom. Hell of a campaign you’ve got there.

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Mixed Up World

Jul 25 2006 Published by under Craziness, Sports

What kind of world do we live in where a pissed off jockey can’t head-butt his horse?

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Sackless

Jul 25 2006 Published by under Candidates, Congress, Elections, Government, Politics, Republicans

Sackless – lacking in intestinal fortitude. Unwilling to publicly state what is true because you don’t have the cojones. See also “certain unnamed Senators who will say what’s right, but do it only through a veil of anonymity.”

What the Fuq has happened to our Republicans in Congress? I remember a time – roughly 12 years ago – when we came to power due to Democrat corruption, out of control government, and runaway bureaucracy. Today, our GOP members feel they have to hide behind anonymous press conferences to even point out the fact that we have become what we swore to vanquish.

“We’ve lost our way, we’ve gone to the well and we drank the water, and we shouldn’t have,” he said of congressional Republicans. “You don’t go to Congress to become the party that you’ve been fighting for 40 years.” Lamenting “the spending, the finger-pointing, not getting the bills passed,” he counseled: “Just shut up and get something done.”

I don’t know a single Republican who doesn’t feel this way, yet our elected officials feel the only way they can put lip to the thought is to swear the reporters in the room to secrecy.

I have been disappointed in my party. I have been enraged by my party.

Today, I am ashamed of my party and its feckless members. I don’t know who he is (though I have a strong hunch) and as of this moment, I hope he loses for no other reason than to purge our ranks of this gutless turd.

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AVP Chicago Weekend

Jul 24 2006 Published by under Miscellany, Sports, Volleyball

Heat On The BeachA buddy of mine and I met up in Chicago this weekend to catch the AVP (Association of Volleyball Professionals for those unfamiliar) Chicago Open beach volleyball tournament. It was a great weekend on Lake Michigan. The temperature hovered around the low to mid 80s, but on the sand, it seemed hotter.

We caught most of the action on center court through the men’s final on Sunday. We had to catch our flights back out, so we missed Misty May and Kerri Walsh (the 2004 Olympic medalists) dominating the weekly guest appearance by EY (Elaine Youngs) and Rachel Wacholder.

It really is amazing to see these guys in action. I spent the better part of my early 20s playing 2-man and chasing the volleyball dream, but never had any illusion that I could compete with those guys. They play at such an amazing level.

Lambert Puts Up The RoofI was able to get some great shots of both the men and women soaring over the net. When a guy’s got a 44 inch vertical leap, and his arm is swinging at 11+ feet it’s incrdible to then see him spin around and sprint to chase down a dig that popped up 25 feet away – all in a second or two. They have the height and acrobatics of the NBA and the speed and agility of the NFL receivers.

If you’ve watched the Olympics, you get a good idea of the intensity, but there is nothing like watching a tourney live. If you get a chance, I highly recommend you go.

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