Archive for: May, 2006

Bat Shit Insane

May 24 2006 Published by under Crime, Terrorism

CrimeIf you haven’t been reading the bizarre coverage of Muhammad questioning Malvo regarding the 2002 sniper shootings, then you’re missing out. It’s not every day you have one nutjob defending himself and examining his partner nutjob.

“Basically, we were planning to get caught,” Muhammad said, in an apparent attempt to discredit Malvo’s version.

“You did the planning, Mr. Muhammad,” Malvo responded.

This is too good not to follow. Unfortunately, the details that are emerging from the questioning are really, really frightening.

Malvo testified yesterday that Muhammad intended to blow up schools, school buses and children’s hospitalsMuhammad pulled the trigger in nine of the 10 fatal shootings and actually sought to claim six lives a day for a month… Malvo said, he spent hours staring at a fast-food restaurant through the scope of his high-powered rifle, under instructions from Muhammad to shoot a pregnant woman. Muhammad’s ultimate goal was to indoctrinate 140 young homeless men at a compound in Canada who would “shut things down” in cities across the United States, Malvo testified.

If you follow the bizarre evolution of the criminal element, you understand that just when you think someone is as nutty as any human being can ever be, someone else comes along to top it.

When I witnessed the carnage on 9-11, I thought that was the epitome of evil. Then I lived through the bizarre state of panic these two freaks created. It was amazing to see people duck walking from their car door to the gas tank lid when they filled up.

What terrifies me, though, is to think that some other lunatic is out there right now planning something even worse than this.

Sleep tight, tonight.

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TechDirt on Net Neutrality

May 24 2006 Published by under Congress, Legislation, Net Neutrality, The Internet

LegislationNet NeutralityCongressI commented on this over at TechDirt, but had to challenge their assertion here as well. I’m not one to let a ridiculous claim go unanswered, so below is the text of my reply to Mike at TD. Their basic contention was the telcos are opposing regulations now, but it was regulation that built them (which is essentially true). But TD goes further and says:

[T]he next time someone says this is all about keeping regulators away from the telcos, remind them that regulations built these telcos into the position they’re in today — and ask them if they’re willing to trade in all the benefits they got from those other regulations?

The trouble is, TD is misrepresenting the debate. This is not about keeping regulations off the telcos, it’s about keeping regulations off the market, and that is the key distinction. My reply explains why:

Just a couple of facts to get in the way of [TechDirt's] logic. Cable companies are responsible for 60% of the residential broadband internet connections versus the 40% provided by telcos. The cable network was not built with government regulations. It was built with private investment and initiative.

The common carrier laws that applied to telcos did not apply to cable and cable flourished. In fact, it was only because cable began pushing broadband service that the telcos decided to provide DSL. Telcos sat on that technology for years, opting instead to charge more money for T-1 lines. The competitive market for broadband was created by people who wanted to do more.

If you’re going to point to the technology stagnation that occurred under government regulation of the telcos as an example of successful regulations, you might think again.

Broadband is where it is today because of free markets, not in spite of them.

The phone companies had a pretty sweet gig. They made a killing off of T-1 lines, and little margin off of DSL. So rather than sell more units at a lower cost, they sat on DSL and pushed T-1s.

Cable began looking at broadband deployment in the early 1990s. Unfortunately, the unintended consequences of the 1992 Cable Act (with price controls and overbearing regulation) led revenue to stagnate and investment to dry up. We would have moved toward broadband through cable years earlier if Congress had stayed out of the way.

(Disclaimer: While I work for the National Cable and Telecommunications Association, this post should in no way be construed as an official position of the Association. Thoughts in this space are mine and mine alone and do not reflect the views of my employer.)

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Eco-Friendly CD Cases

May 24 2006 Published by under Music

CDsMusicI recently decided to convert my CD collection from CDs to Mp3s and put them on a media server. I’ve got hundreds of CDs, so I suspect this will take a while. I know there are services that will do it for me, but don’t really feel like paying for it.

I started toward the latter end of the alphabet, and soon got to U2. That’s when it hit me. Sometime in the early to mid 1990s, there was a lot of chatter about CD packaging and the waste associated with it. A lot of people began using “eco-friendly packaging“. My copy of Achtung Baby, for instance, is a morass of cardboard folds. It takes me about 5 minutes to find the disc and remove it.

I’m looking at all of my current CDs, however, and don’t see any of the fluffy cardboard wrappers. Is this yet another example of lefty causes that sound great until you actually ask consumers to buy into it? Did customers reject the environmentally conscious outer shell in favor of the plastic case that will live for eternity in the American landfill?

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Congress In Action

May 24 2006 Published by under Congress, Legislation, Net Neutrality, The Internet

LegislationCongressGiven Congress’ determination to discuss, debate, and perhaps pass net neutrality legislation in the complete absence of any actual threat, I found this Wall Street Journal editorial interesting. It requires a subscription and has nothing to do with net neutrality, but it highlights a growing trend in Congress – legislation without a cause.

Yesterday FTC Chairman Deborah Platt Majoras testified to the Senate about her agency’s latest non-findings of price manipulation. The report came in response to two Congressional requests for investigations, one part of last summer’s energy bill, and another post-Katrina…

None of this truth-telling was what Congress wanted to hear, eager as it is to shift its failed energy policies onto the industry in an election year. Senators on both sides of the aisle responded to the FTC’s lack of price-gouging evidence by promising . . . anti-gouging legislation. This despite Ms. Majoras’s warning that such a law could encourage suppliers to keep prices artificially low, resulting in shortages. Congress may be one loopy piece of legislation away from recreating 1970s gas lines.

It’s interesting that Congress has, over the years, shifted its mission from legislating against actual abuses to legislating against the public’s perceived abuses, even when none exist.

There is no evidence of price gouging, but ‘the people’ believe they’re getting gouged So Congress is writing legislation to address that belief, not an actual problem.

People believe that someone may block their access to the Internet, despite the fact that the one case where that actually happened was successfully managed without such a bill, so Congress is writing legislation in search of a problem, and, in the process, insinuating government forces into an otherwise flourishing open market.

There is a term thrown around in Washington that specifically describes the net effect of legislation gone awry. It happens so frequently that they have a phrase to describe it. It basically means that Congress didn’t think things through, acted brashly and enacted legislation that ended up having a significant negative impact.

Before we demand Congressional action for something we perceive to be a problem, but for which we have little to no hard evidence, we might want to keep that term in mind. It’s the one law that Washington gets right every time – the law of unintended consequences.

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Hey MSN! This Is Why You Suck!

May 23 2006 Published by under Technology, The Internet

The InternetHey Microsoft! Pay attention to this! I’m writing it so you’ll get a clue!

Here is a perfect example of why people prefer Google’s search algorithm to the one you use. I was cleaning up my mp3 collection, and stumbled upon a song by Basement Jaxx. The filename was truncated, so I lost the title, but I knew it was used in a Levi’s commercial. So I click on my MSN toolbar (which I use to access hotmail, Messenger, the highlight tool, and occasionally the search) and enter the terms:

“Basement Jaxx” “Levi’s Commercial”

Because you have sold out your search to the needs of corporate America you might as well change your name to The MSN Advertising And Marketing Search EngineTM. Your search engine yields a bunch of crap that lists “Levi’s” as a marketing concept and displays a dozen links about the product or people talking about the product, and ancillary references to Basement Jaxx as a band (mostly in a “list of my favorite bands” kind of way).

The trouble is, Levi’s, as a product, is ancillary to my search. I’m looking for information about a song that coincidentally was used in a commercial for the product.

So I visit Google, paste the same search term into the field and hit “I’m feeling lucky.” What popped up was a “Rate Your Music” page for the band’s album. A quick F4 to find “Levi’s” yields:

“Get Me Off” is sexy as hell, “Where’s Your Head At” is loud and catchy & “Do Your Thing” was in a Levi’s commercial (errrrr…).

Now I knew the title of the song, edited the filename appropriately and got back to the work of cataloging music.

So there you have it. Google is better because Google understands the difference between a search for a product name and the search for a product name in conjunction with other terms. I couldn’t have cared less about Levi’s, and Google knew that.

You can release all of the “MSN Live” BS that you can crank out, but until you understand what people are doing online, you’ll never beat Google.

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