Archive for: April, 2006

A Strange Ad

Apr 24 2006 Published by under Crime, Marketing, Rape

An Odd Ad That Ran On WaPoOne of the disadvantages to reading most of my news through an aggregator is I miss the ads that accompany the stories. It’s kind of strange to admit this, but I actually miss the ads sometimes. As a result, when I surf the sites normally, I usually pay close attention to the ads that appear – much closer than I used to, at least.

This one really struck me as odd. Since most of what I saw above the scroll was the woman holding her head, I assumed it was some form of headache medicine. That struck me as odd given that I rarely see ads like that on news sites. I scrolled down and was stunned by this ad for two reasons – 1) my internal radar was way off and 2) it may be one of the most inadvertently offensive ads I’ve ever seen.

Pairing the phrase “The Emotional Response To Identity Fraud Is The Same As A Violent Crime” with the picture of the woman is unbelievably insensitive. Why? Most people to whom I showed the ad all had the same visceral reaction. They all believed the image of the woman tried to put identity theft on par with rape.

Given that rape is usually inflicted on women, and rape is the (or at least one of the) most common violent crime committed against women, it seemed the advertiser wants you to see a distraught woman, and equate the discomfort of identity theft to the pain of rape.

I’m not sure if you have ever known someone who has been the victim of either crime, but I’ve known victims of both. I can almost guarantee that the victim of the rape would never consider the sense of violation from someone stealing your credit to the sense of violation from being held down, and forcefully assaulted.

I’ll be surprised if this ad doesn’t offend a lot of people. Stopijacking.com may never hear from irate rape victims, but I suspect they will.

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A Lesson On Tolerance & Hypocrisy

Apr 24 2006 Published by under Democrats, Politics, Republicans

PoliticsI’d rather be a Democrat hated by the left than a Republican hated by the right. For that reason, I often feel sorry for Lincoln Chafee. The Democrats don’t want him simply because he has an “R” after his name. The Republicans don’t want him because they don’t feel he should have that “R”.

I’d rather be someone like Joe Lieberman. Lieberman has a similar problem, though. The Democrats dislike his support for the war and his willingness to work with the President. The difference is the GOP embraces him for that.

The GOP base has its problems with our guys who support the Dems, but we’re more than happy if one of their guys plays ball with us. Your better off being a Dem crossing lines because you know we’ll welcome you. Democrats can’t, and won’t do that. If you’re a Republican and go against the party, nobody’s got your back.

Sure, Democrats like to point out when our guys go off the reservation. They’ll crow any time Chuck Hagel says he thinks the President is screwing up. But if one of “their” groups endorses a Republican, that’s where the acceptance ends.

If the NRA endorses a Democrat because he supports gun owners’ rights, I’m ok with that. I think most of my GOP friends are too. Let the Sierra Club endorse a Republican, though, and the Democrats go to pieces. Looks like we know where the real intolerance lies.

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Net Neutrality In A Nutshell

Apr 24 2006 Published by under Government, Legislation, Net Neutrality, The Internet

The InternetGovernmentLegislationWith the House Energy & Commerce Committee marking up the telecom reform package tomorrow and Wednesday, I have been getting a lot of questions from friends about Net Neutrality. Sadly, the left has taken up net neutrality as their cause du jour and together with a bunch of people who have a fundamental misunderstanding of the issue, have formed the “Save the Internet” coalition.

To shed some light on the issue, I’ve put together a little primer on Net Neutrality – what it is, and more importantly, what it’s not. The Google’s and Yahoo’s of the world have done a fairly effective job of clouding the issue by painting it as something very simple when it’s actually far from it.

I’ll explore:

  • The ‚ÄúSave The Internet‚Äù argument.
  • Why their argument actually has nothing to do with the debate.
  • What remedies already exist to address the claims they‚Äôre making
  • Why net neutrality is, at it‚Äôs heart, an exceedingly bad idea from the standpoint of guaranteeing the quality of the Internet
  • Why net neutrality is terribly unfriendly to consumers.
  • Don’t Block My Access

    Advocates of net neutrality legislation have portrayed the fight as a simple battle between consumers and the big, bad, corporate interests of telcos and cable companies. They claim the Verizon’s and Comcast’s of the world want to block your access to Google (or at least slow it down enough) to make their offerings more appealing. They’ll give you lightning fast access to their content, and keep you from seeing anyone else’s stuff.

    It’s a powerful argument, but it’ simply not credible. Given the competition for your Internet dollar, providers competing with a company that impedes traffic would make easy money by simply not doing so. If Verizon’s impeding access to Google, I’ll switch to the guy that isn’t in a heart beat.

    The real debate is over management of private networks, quality of service, and the cost of providing service. In that way, this fight isn’t between consumers and telcos/cable companies. It’s a battle between those who built the networks and those who use them to provide a service.

    Picture A Giant Hotel

    I just came back from Atlanta and was struck by the sheer size of the Westin Peachtree hotel. It’s a 70 story tower in the middle of a skyline dominated by much smaller hotels. It made me wonder about the impact on the electric grid in the downtown area and that led me to an epiphany on net neutrality (hey, it’s how my mind works, don’t criticize.)

    Let’s say you have a city like Atlanta and everything is humming along smoothly. All the people and businesses downtown have their needs met, and pay their electric and gas bills every month. A developer comes along and says, “Wow! Downtown Atlanta would be a fabulous place to build a 70 story hotel.”

    The benefits of the hotel are significant, so the people are excited to have such a project. But then the practical logistics come into play.

    In order to provide gas and electricity to the hotel, significant upgrades will be required for the electrical and gas lines. New transformers or switching stations or whatever it is that makes electricity work will need to be installed to handle the draw on the system.

    The people will still pay their normal bills, and of course the hotel will pay its bills, once built, but who will pay for the upgrade to the grid?

    Who Picks Up The Tab?

    This is the basis of the current net neutrality debate.

    The telcos and cable companies own the grid. The people who connect pay a fee and get their connection (unlike the electric grid, it’s a flat fee and not consumption based, but bear with me). The Google’s and Yahoo’s of the world pay for their connection to the Internet. So everything is fine, right?

    Not quite.

    Video traffic is a funny thing. It requires a very high connection quality. As it stands, that connection quality is maintained by the providers that are being accused of trying to gum up the works. Intelligent network systems allow the network to detect a video stream and prioritize that traffic (above e-mail or IM, for instance) so you get a better stream. It’s not a perfect solution, so you still get choppy video sometimes. It is, however, a lot better than you would get if the providers were forced to employ “dumb pipes” – network components that don’t assist your surfing.

    In addition, the amount of bandwidth consumed by streaming video quickly begins to tax the grid just as the hotel would if it went online without any upgrades. Everyone in Atlanta would still be getting the benefit of the hotel – increased tourism, etc. – but they’d be plagued with brown outs or worse.

    The same thing is expected from the Internet with a dramatic increase in video (which takes up a lot of space) on the net. There will have to be significant upgrades to the lines, routers/switches, etc. that power the Internet.

    Cable companies and telephone companies don’t want to pass the cost of those upgrades on to consumers. They believe that the companies that are making all of that video available have a responsibility to cover some of the cost of the infrastructure. They have suggested some ways that could be done. One idea floated by the phone companies was a “tiered service”. They suggested that since it is the Google’s and Yahoo’s that receive the most traffic, and therefore have the most impact, they should pay providers for dedicated space (read: upgrades) to carry that traffic. In doing so, the regular traffic (like this blog) won’t be impacted by the clog created by millions of people watching Gilligan’s Island reruns on the net.

    Dumb Pipes And Smart Networks

    Now let’s go back to the idea of dumb pipes.

    Many network neutrality laws have, at their core, a belief that providers should not be allowed to prioritize one bit of data over another. The trouble is they have to. As I mentioned, without that sort of rudimentary traffic routing and management, your video streams will degrade almost instantly because it will now be fighting with every piece of spam and every stupid chain letter on the net.

    Creating a dumb network where all content is equal will have a significant negative impact on the material you access everyday.

    How Do We Protect The Content Providers?

    Ok, so if we don’t pass network neutrality, how will we guarantee that the access providers don’t block content?

    Simple. We do it through the same channels we would use to address similar practices if they weren’t online. The trouble with network neutrality is it assumes the Internet is some mystical place where the realm of the real world ceases to exist. It’s not. The same laws apply here that apply in the domain of the real.

    For instance, in the real world, if your competition is engaged in anti-competitive/predatory practices we have a whole government entity known as the Federal Trade Commission that handles such complaints. You remember them, right? They’re the guys that went after Microsoft for sticking it to damn near everyone else. Together with the Justice Department, they investigate and prosecute anti-competitive acts.

    Rather than beginning a new era of regulating and taxing the Internet, why not simply expand their ability to investigate and enforce existing laws? Why must we create new government powers when we could, instead, use the ones we already granted to them?

    Who Really Wins, Who Really Loses?

    Despite the claims of the “Save The Internet” crowd, this is not a battle between the consumers and the greedy Internet Providers. This is a battle between content providers and access providers over which one will be forced to charge the consumer.

    Just as that hotel won’t get built without significant upgrades to the electrical system, the additional capacity to host a new wave of content on the Internet will ultimately be paid for by someone. Now matter who wins, that someone will be you. You can either pay Google for the video, or cable and phone companies for your connection. But nothing is free.

    The questions you have to ask, knowing that you’ll be picking up the tab anyway, are:

  • Do I want to significantly degrade my connection in the process by requiring dumb pipes?
  • Do I want to open the door to further Internet regulation like taxes on broadband connections and all online purchases?
  • Does the Federal Trade Commission have authority over competition online?
  • If so, do I really need to create more bureaucratic confusion by having the Federal Communications Commission and Federal Trade Commission duplicating work?
  • I know my answers. Hopefully, looking past the carefully crafted campaign message points, you‚Äôll be able to answers these for yourself.

    (Disclaimer: While I work for the National Cable and Telecommunications Association, this post should in no way be construed as an official position of the Association. Thoughts in this space are mine and mine alone and do not reflect the views of my employer.)

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    Graffiti Tags on Air Force One?

    Apr 23 2006 Published by under Miscellany

    CrimeWired Magazine claims the Air Force was pretty spooked by this little piece of video. It looked so real they had to check the Chief’s plane.

    It turns out it was all a prank carried out by fashion guru Marc Ecko to “do something culturally significant” with a 747 at the San Bernardino airport. Asked about the cost of such a prank, Ecko replied, “It’s not cheap. You have to be rich.”

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    Denise Richards’ Sworn Statement Against Charlie Sheen

    Apr 22 2006 Published by under Celebrities, Crime, Porn, Sex

    PornCelebritiesCrimeWow!

    If you’re a fan of the train wreck that is celebrity life and the media coverage of it, you’ll love this one. Denise Richards’ response to Charlie Sheen’s request for joint custody is an amazing read. It details his fondness for drugs, violence, porn, prostitutes, and generally wacky behavior. This is one that will go down in the history of celeb news. It’ll be bigger that Heidi Fleiss.

    Denise states upfront that she was pressured not to file the statement out of a healthy respect for the damage it could do to Sheen’s reputation. Given everyone knows he’s a hooker and drug addict, it shouldn’t be a stretch to see him as an abusive porn addict also. His fans look past that anyway, so I don’t know that this will hurt him too much. Given the power and influence of the Sheen clan in Hollywood, I’ll be curious to see if it damages Denise’s ability to get work.

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