Archive for: March, 2006

New Tag Alert

Mar 27 2006 Published by under Candidates, Democrats, Politics, Yuck!!!

Yuck!!PoliticsI had to create a new tag for this little story. Sharon Stone, in an interview with Liz Smith, pontificates on Hillary’s political future.

‘I THINK Hillary Clinton is fantastic. But I think it is too soon for her to run. This may sound odd, but a woman should be past her sexuality when she runs. Hillary still has sexual power, and I don’t think people will accept that. It’s too threatening.”

To which I can only say, “Yuck!”. I have to admit, I thought of Hillary once during sex. The exact stream of consciousness was:

“I have to hold out a while longer. Let’s see… things that will keep me from blowing a load… baseball… god damn what a boring sport that is… the only worse sport to watch is golf… I haven’t been golfing in a long time… I need to get out and play more… man I could play a round or two with Erica Blasberg… for a chick golfer, she’s smoking hot… oops, wrong track… gotta get it together, that was close… is tomorrow trash day… there’s nothing that says ‘don’t peak yet’ like a full dumpster outside a Chinese restaurant on a hot summer day…. that’s better… so what was I thinking? Oh yeah… sports… it’s almost summer… that means volleyball… too bad there are no Olympics this year… that’s the only time they show a decent amount of volleyball… Olympics… hmmm… where are the Olympics in 2008 going to be held? Do they come back to the US soon? Let’s see in 96 they were in Atlanta, in 2000 it was Sydney and 2004 was Athens… or was it 2000 in Athens and 2004 in Sydney… Let’s see, 2004 must have been Athens because Misty May and Kerry Walsh won and the women were wearing those tiny bikini’s and… uh, oh… condition critical… Misty May and Kerry Walsh have pushed me close to overload… think of something quick… oh no… I’m drawing a blank… It’s getting close… Must… find… something…. to… stave…. off… Wait!!! Hillary Clinton, Hillary Clinton!! Oh thank god!!! That was close…. Oh, no… Now I have lost my erection completely… Damn you, Hillary!!! Your job is to stifle Bill’s hard-ons, not mine… Ugh!

I don’t fear a sexual president. Hell, Bill was humping the stray dogs running loose in the White House, and I could care less. So don’t worry, Sharon. Being too sexual is at the very bottom of my list of reasons to oppose Hillary.

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Rothenberg Nails It

Mar 27 2006 Published by under Politics

PoliticsRoll Call carries an interesting piece by Stuart Rothenberg today. Normally I can’t stand Rothenberg’s writing. I’m not quite sure why, but he has always rubbed me the wrong way. Today, though, he hits a home run.

[T]he angle they were hoping I could comment on was what President Bush had to do to respond to the possible execution [in Afghanistan of a convert from Islam to Christianity] to “satisfy” Christian conservatives.

Frankly, I was shocked at the question, since the underlying premise was that the president of the United States would respond to the possible execution primarily in the context of domestic political pressures.

I guess the people working on the story had visions of the president, Karl Rove and a couple of other White House staffers sitting around talking about what the president had to say to make Pat Robertson, James Dobson or Gary Bauer happy.

Any time there is a story that even remotely touches on religion, this is the track the media take. It doesn’t matter whether the story is actually about religion. In this case, it isn’t. My parents always taught me to assess arguments based on whether you would be having the same discussion if you changed one word. In this case, that word is Christianity. Rothenberg asks the question.

“Are you suggesting,” I asked rhetorically, “that the president — or any normal American — would react differently if someone were being executed because he or she had converted to Judaism or to Islam?” Why else bring the Christian right into the story?

That’s the perfect question. If the man in question had converted from Islam to Judaism, they would ask how the president would appease Israel, or Jewish Americans, but the story line would have nothing to do with a fractured base. If he had converted from Islam to Hinduism, we would probably have never heard the story.

The media love to tell this story of the fractured GOP base, even if it has nothing to do with the story. In this case, I find most of my fiscally conservative, non-religious friends and I are on the same page with the Christian base. We find it ridiculous that we have overthrown an extremist government only to replace it with one that aspires to the same level of craziness and intolerance. The only problem that creates for the Administration comes if they choose to do nothing and allow that craziness to fester.

That’s not a problem of religion, however, that’s a problem of conscience.

As Rothenberg explains:

Some things involve simple truths that don’t require over-interpretation. Like the question of whether it’s OK to execute someone because of his or her religious beliefs.

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Brownie On Colbert?

Mar 27 2006 Published by under Government, Politics, Television

TelevisionGovernmentPoliticsIf you’re tired of “being caricatured as an incompetent federal appointee”, why would you go on a TV program that caricatures everyone as being incompetent? Because “it’s just good satire.” That according to Michael Brown – former FEMA chief and America’s poster boy for the Peter Principlewho has lined up an opportunity to look even more clueless on television.

Brown has watched an episode or two, and thinks he knows what to expect.

I have ten dollars that says he comes across looking like a complete moron. Any takers?

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What The Fuq?

Mar 24 2006 Published by under Politics, Republicans, The Internet

PoliticsThe InternetSo the RNC’s new MyGOP tool is in beta. I took a sneak peak at it earlier today and set up my page at turk.gop.com. As I expected, they’re approving every page that gets created (you’ve gotta love that administrative overhead) and they are employing some filters to weed out bad words.

Apparently, “fuq” is a bad word…

I was unable to secure http://kungfuquip.gop.com. It told me I had improper content (not the exact term it used, but it was something like that) in my submission. When I took out the kungfuquip.com, it worked fine. So either they dislike my blog, or there is some string of characters that they’re blocking and I hit it.

It didn’t take me long to figure out the string.

I expected filters and approvals. Following the Wonkette Sloganator incident, the approval process for anything going up on GOP websites became fairly rigid. The cover sheet on our TPS reports required about 15 signatures . There was no way they’d roll out a MySpace like function without strict scrutiny.

So I expected a lot of fuqing scrutiny, but fuq me if this isn’t going a step too far. Seriously, what the fuq?

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Hillary Draws A Protest From The Left

Mar 23 2006 Published by under Candidates, Democrats, Politics, Republicans

PoliticsI’ve made the point before that Democrats, despite media coverage, will always have a harder time holding their team together than the GOP. You may see the occasional burst of media coverage about the GOP having a tough time staying cohesive. It always boils down to the same thing – the party has gone too far toward the social conservatives or the party has gone too far toward the fiscal conservatives.

The GOP maintains a delicate balancing act between these two camps, but they tolerate one another as long as they get recognition of their needs. Lately the fiscal camp (myself included) have begun to feel abused because the size and scope of government are increasing and it is often to pay for social medicines that have never salved the sores of our nation.

We’re demanding attention and restraint in spending.

The Democrats, however, have it far harder. Their party is a coalition of narrowly focused groups – to steal a term from P.C.U. call them the cause heads. The cause heads are passionately committed to a cause for about a day, then they move on to the next great threat. Recently, for most, the next great threat has remained steady (It’s the war in Iraq, stupid!).

Democrat candidates have to weave a delicate tapestry of campaign promises. For instance, they can’t promise school choice (which African-Americans often favor) because it will conflict with the teacher’s unions. At the same time, they can’t promise gay marriage because the African-Americans generally oppose it.

Unfortunately, that kind of balancing act results in unintended consequences like “>Hillary Clinton, Democrat frontrunner for the POTUS nod, being protested while speaking out on behalf of equal pay for women (which used to be another liberal cause du jour, but apparently loses out to the war.)

You would never see a group of fiscal conservatives shout down the President screaming “Balanced Budget Now!” while he was talking about stem cell research. It just wouldn’t happen.

The Democrats will always have a tough time winning if they’re kicking each other in the shins to get ahead.

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